AHH!torbs

our new lil ep is out!! it would mean the world to me if you gave it a listen :) engineered by Patrick Caldwell mastered by Will Killingsworth at Dead Air cover art by Vincent Ciarlo

doordashing a lit stick of dynamite

Has anyone considered switching the tracks while the trolly is directly over the switchy part so that it derails and doesn’t run over anyone? That’s what I would do

okay that one was too real, sorry

You best start believing in subtweets, Miss Turner.. you're in one!

lady walked out of the gas station with a couple of burritos she didn’t pay for and the clerk followed her out yelling “are you *r-slur*??” and kicked her car

Forever changing but always me. Sorry.

hi hat - bye hat floor tom - ɯoʇ ᵷuᴉlᴉǝɔ

When life gives you lemons, you have to be responsible for the lemons now

that all-consuming feeling of ugh

awful thing. dreadful thing.

ya know the “better not be romanticizing your melancholic solitude” meme? I always think it’s david lynch in the old painting. I’m just gonna keep thinking that

fuckin bored

there’s safety in dumbers

I want to decorate your text with reaction emojis

60 hertz?? How about 0 hurts :(

to me rock and roll is just life