Melicious

The only thing that keeps me going is pure stubbornness. And maybe a little hope. It's day to day.

Hello, EPA? I have some feelings. How do I properly dispose of them?

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

I wish I could remember all the sleep I got as a baby. It was probably so glorious.

She's a beauty

Favourite shape: circle Least favourite shape: rough

By almost every measure, I'd be nearly the perfect specimen were I only handsome, more understanding, wealthy, taller, stronger, honest, funny, clever, and better endowed. So close.

I don't listen to people I only take advice from the wind

I notice things, like things the eyes can’t see but the soul feels it.

So are all ghosts geofenced to the area of their demise? Like can they cross state lines? Obtain a passport and haunt foreign countries? What are the rules here?

We all want someone who can find us on the other side of everything else

Be kind. Everybody’s here getting attention the best way they know how.

Who taught you contempt? Who picked the life-forms you’d practise it on?

Thoughts turned dark overnight, but that’s what lamps and sunlight are for.

Looking for someone to shoot me with a tranquilizer dart at around 6 every night so I don't drink and smoke constantly. No weirdos

Of all the senses, adventure is my favorite

I don’t feel well, but mostly because I’ve completely ruined my life.

i used to need alarms to wake up but now i just wake up to the overwhelming sense of dread every morning

Therapist: You seem more distant, apathetic and expressionless than usual. Me: I’m having a good hair day.

my life is basically what happens between skin care applications

My cat yells at me every time I sneeze and I always apologize to him

I wonder where your mind goes, and if I ever cross it

Not to brag but I know a thing or two about fuckin' shit up.

I only want to be conscious enough to appreciate being unconscious.

As you tell them of your sorrows and joys, they nod politely and think about a sandwich.