evilmog

evilmog

@mog.evil.af

X-Force, Shenanigans, Hashcat, Church of WiFi, Black Badges, MUDs, Dad Jokes, some Infosec. Twitter: @evil_mog

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evilmog
@mog.evil.af

I'm officially on the hunt for a new role, if anybody needs an IAM/cryptography/password specialist, network engineer, PKI specialist, distinguished engineer, AI security researcher and don't mind a Canadian (Calgary) I'd love a conversation. Also open to Executive IC and Leadership roles.

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

The @defcon.bsky.social #defcon34 #defcon MUD is now alive HTTPS://defcon.wtf The goal this year is to hack the game and show me what cool stuff you can do with the tools I'm giving you. New things like environmental impacts and permadeath are live. Good luck, you will need it.

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

I torment my local bar with "I would do anything for love" the full meatloaf 12 minute long one, on touchtunes from 3 km away, they know it's me, and it's on random days, randomly during their busy times It makes them laugh so hard I do it because I care, also because I don't actually drink there

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

So, I realized that since I can trigger and take triggers from MQTT that I can control IoT and a model railroad in the @defcon.bsky.social MUD I don't have time for this year but who wants to make next year's thing insane As always I'll provide my human badge from my black badge as a prize

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

I miss the old internet, the one where you didn't put real info, anybody asking for irl data was to be treated with suspicion. To the world you were a cat on the internet and you didn't tell people anything and there was minimal metadata to scrub

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

Story time I adopted a black cat years ago, her name is Obsidian. She was in the shelter for a year and returned twice, she was 3. We got her as a play companion for supra about 9 years ago. She didn't like other cats so she got her own space for a month.

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evilmog
@mog.evil.af

She prefers to snuggle me, will only let my wife snuggle her when I'm around, demands my attention. When I used to play hitman3 in my basement she would ninja her way into my lap on my chair without me noticing, I'd just play away.

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

So this cat learned consent, from a non cat person, who accidentally became a cat person. Apparently every cat I've met likes my system, put out hand, let them sniff and come to you, only pet when they put their head in your hand, works every single time.

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

Story time I adopted a black cat years ago, her name is Obsidian. She was in the shelter for a year and returned twice, she was 3. We got her as a play companion for supra about 9 years ago. She didn't like other cats so she got her own space for a month.

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evilmog
@mog.evil.af

Over time she started to understand I would only touch her or pick her up if it was an emergency like a vet visit or getting her out from between the floorboards, all other times the rule was followed. She started pawing my hand down, at first with claws, and later without claws.

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

Here's the thing, both cats are really my wife's cats, she cleans up after them, feeds them, does all the parent stuff. I'm supposed to be "spare human", sure I'm daddy to supra because I brought her home, but now I'm daddy to obsie.

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

Story time I adopted a black cat years ago, her name is Obsidian. She was in the shelter for a year and returned twice, she was 3. We got her as a play companion for supra about 9 years ago. She didn't like other cats so she got her own space for a month.

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

I screwed up and let her out if the carrier early and supra and obsie did not get along. They sort of do now but they are more rivals than friends. She was spicy, like really spicy, but loved lap pets. Her month in confinement she got lap snuggles like 4-5 times a day for an hour.

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

Initially she'd bite and scratch when she was done pets. I started teaching her consent. She she was done or when she expressed she didn't want them i put both my hands palm down and slowly blinked and used soft words like it's ok, I won't touch you in a soothing voice.

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Space Rogue
@spacerog.bsky.social

I've decided to stop pussy footing around and I am now openly looking for my next challenge. Interested in a company on the small to mid-size range with a cool story. Ideal position would be a combination of customer outreach, marketing and thought leadership. What ya got? #CyberSecurity

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

Hey folks, so the reason nobody saw me at DEFCON was I had to fly home on Friday morning to deal with a basement flood, I need to remediate asbestos and wet insulation up about 4 feet. If anybody has crypto money and doesn't mind helping out: www.gofundme.com/f/m88yg/cl/o...

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evilmog
@mog.evil.af

Look even though I'm Canadian, we can't let the leafs win the cup, it will end nearly 80 years of jokes and tradition, that's supposed to be a once in a century thing, we can't let it go to their heads.

evilmog
@mog.evil.af

Attention #shmoocon @lintile.lol has put together #ShmooFAQ, Saturday Jan the 11th at 9pm. Bring a team of up to 5 and be prepared to cry as we use the Mog-Tron 9000, the most cursed Scantron emulator for the best quiz show in the world.