American Gerbil Fight

"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation," former special counsel Jack Smith said during a hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee. https://to.pbs.org/4hwiB3E

My vote is to replace the entire White House press pool with Aunt Esther with 20 pounds of rocks in her purse.

Today I have to ask these MAGA folks who want to post the Ten Commandments on all public buildings… …How’s that ninth commandment coming along there sport?

This is getting just plain weird now…

If trump thinks Kaitlan Collins is trouble just imagine if he had to face Helen Thomas. Bet she’d make him cry. Actually cry.

They say history may not repeat itself but it does rhyme.

Could I just get one day free of being embarrassed?

Fighting over who’s in ass kissing range. 😆

Visitors spotted State Fair staff taking an anti-Trump crop artwork off the wall on Sunday. It featured the term “8647,” referring to a service industry term meaning to get rid of something and to Trump, the 47th president.

Street art seen in Seattle's Pike Place area. #EpsteinFiles

So well fed they grow extra fingers.

Breaking News: The U.S. military fired the publisher and the top editor of Stars and Stripes, which had reported on problems aboard the U.S.S. Lincoln.

Did it work?

There. I fixed it.

Sure. Laugh it up about the Islamic Republic of Japan. But it’s about time someone bombed those fuckers.

The Vandals!

Hey Switzerland! Got $300 billion with your name on it if you keep him.

Just bizarre. I guess we’re supposed to be offended? But it makes them look like idiots. So yeah, probably not very effective.

25 days. The Idiocracy will be undeniable. Ow. My balls!

Figured I’d put a time stamp on this at the end of March.

Jordan Klepper hears MAGA's side of who's winning the Iran "conflict"

DOJ rides to the rescue of the KKK.

How to MAGA: 1) Make a fist 2) Punch yourself as hard as you can in the dick.

Audience of one.

Never thought I’d thank goodness for Pakistan being the sane ones.

Hegseth’s spokesperson has categorically denied the report and called on the Financial Times to retract it.

Remember when the big scandal was President Biden’s mind slipping gears? Good gods, this guy is out there. Like outer space out there.

So the big buzz in MAGA is Kristi Noem’s husband cross dresses. Feels good to not give a fuck, cross dress away if the mood strikes you. Hell I might join you because it drives the ignorant nutty.

I checked it. The cover of The Economist this week.