SBWizardToo(bdazmofo)

I would like to formally announce my new title: WORLD'S SMARTEST MAN I will ask you all to please take this seriously. First we will need definitions of smart and man, also the function of the superlative. SMART is debatable Man is debatable But man, you must agree, mean that I am not as smart

STATEHOOD MUTHAFUCKERS!!!

we should all buy someone a book in Dolly’s honor today

GOP press release 8.25.25 ELG press release 8.25.26 When we fight we win.⚖️🗳️💪

Chiitan knows we lost the Queen of the Appalachians. Long live the Queen

We lost a wonderful person. But Heaven has a new master baker and choir director

I went up high

I stand with Planned Parenthood and Birth Detroit who make sure women and families get the healthcare they need and deserve. Next up: passing Medicare for All.

Bob Weir, cofounder, the Grateful Dead, and Dead and Company, 2016: “Register and vote. Get those assholes out of there.” youtu.be/dDhpyyYCClI?...

Just rename it Trump's Wet Little Bitches

And before you even attempt to delete the stoopid bs you sought me out to reply with…

NEW and also WOW Aug 19 2026 - Brevard County, FL Deputy of the Year (Michael Fultz) Quits After Internal Probe Found Flock Abuse, Gun in Sex Acts, Nazi Salute Photo, Racial Slurs

Rosie O'Donnell: .."A special hello to those of you watching from home and from the White House. I do have some bad news for President Petty Roosevelt. That's all I'm gonna say about you tonight sweetheart. You got to realize it's time to hang up your wig and let Natalie tuck you in."

Intelligence assessments place the possibility of a Russian attack on NATO somewhere between this autumn and 2029. The scenarios range from cyberattacks & sabotage to a land incursion on the alliance’s eastern flank. Poland has directly warned Russia: "We know what you are planning. Don't do it."

Georgia should make it easier to vote—not harder. Penny Brown Reynolds is running for Secretary of State to expand the ballot, knock down obstacles, and make sure every eligible Georgian is heard. A Georgia for All of Us. #Pinks #VoteGA www.pennyforgeorgia.com

We strongly condemn the Israeli military prosecutor’s account of the deaths of our 7 colleagues on April 1, 2024. And we fundamentally disagree with their decision about criminal investigations into the IDF airstrikes that killed our team. Read more: world-central-kitchen.visitlink.me/QTJyJZ

Alisa Goods has been missing for 10 days after traveling to Las Vegas. Her family says suspicious texts asking for money have since come from her phone. Let's keep Alisa’s name and story visible. Help bring her home safely!

The Mississippi State Department of Health has issued a health advisory after the agency recorded 29 cases of Vibrio infections since Aug. 7. Vibrio occurs naturally in coastal brackish waters. Three people have been infected with Vibrio vulnificus, also known as flesh-eating bacteria.

A young mother of four was found hanging from a tree in Mississippi. Now a local council member is calling for a federal investigation into Tasia Fortune’s death. Her case comes as questions still surround the death of 18-year-old Nolan Wells. Suri Crowe reports.

Great news! The Man of Many Fathers is 50% off at Barnes & Noble as part of the B&N Book Haul, now through September 7. Grab your copy here: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-man-of...

The hanging death of Tasia Fortune, whose body was found outside an abandoned house, has shaken her family and community in Mississippi, where two other people have been found hanging from trees in less than a year. Police have not yet indicated whether Fortune’s death is considered suspicious.

This is who runs this account

@feudalismbot.bsky.social Is my new hero. In some times of the Medium Ageum, High maybe, surfs worked 2 days a year to pay off their taxes. They did beat you and your livestock if you didn't pay. But maybe 3 Popes were worth it.

Get that shit to °160 for 10 minutes

The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”

Tantamount to serfdom but you don't own the land you work

Statehood! No taxation without representation

Also fux Targét

Walmart is a parasite

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🚨🧵 Ok y'all...here's another thread of food recalls. Sigh...I get tired of posting these but I want folks to be informed and stay safe. local12.com/news/nation-...

Look at this rapist turd trying to rage bait.

I think bankers do more damage than sex workers

Have a great weekend!

What happens when you release the pressure on a fluid filled sack. IE the weight of the ice caps = pressure removed the tops of the planet

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Quick someone put my blood through that

I was literally JUST doing a talk about this with @mcmanlypants.bsky.social an hour ago! The thing is that the Rockies are so much bigger than you that they don’t notice if you exist. But the Appalachians are so much older than you that if they notice you, bad shit’s about to go down.

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JFC ban these sex crime glasses in healthcare. If anyone you know buys them it is your duty to mock them until they stop wearing them.