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@chronicle5.bsky.social hey guys! Let me know when you stop using ai in your segments so I can start watching your show again 😊

Hey @chronicle5.bsky.social , your use of ai generated graphics is destroying your reputation. I won't be watching anymore until you pledge to stop

What's your favorite breed of Santa? Mall? Salvation Army? Secret?

Video #weave coming out soon #trump #podcast

Not surprised Patel couldn't find the shooter. Since when has he ever looked in the right direction?

You're still talking about Charlie's shooter? They're building a beautiful ballroom at the white house and you're still talking about that guy?

I just want to remind people that the Kamala Harris campaign sent this pedophile to Dearborn Michigan, a few days before the election, to lecture Arab voters on why Palestinians must be killed You tell me they weren't trying to lose.

RIP King

the transition 😬

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

If my research is correct, the pope will be back in 3 days

Before JK Rowling was a billionaire she had to write down all her bigotry on napkins in coffee shops

Andrew Shulz: *opens his bank app to make sure the check cleared* hey yo, you ever notice how healthcare ceo's are punk rock? *Theo Von and the weasels from who framed Roger rabbit nod in agreement*

look, Bill Burr has a point

Here's my latest prank call animation youtu.be/WGMztXElJ5g?...

Elon didn't even invent the Nazi salute he just put his name on it like everything else

Kicked out of #dunkin again? Dang. #donut #criminal #comedy #funny #news #boston

Guy stuck with permanent #trump voice #funny #impression #comedy #news

I can't believe I need to say this, but it was absolutely wrong to kill that CEO. He deserved a fair trial

For the safety and wellbeing of healtcare CEO's, it would probably be best to get rid of that industry and come up with something new. What does every other country do?

"I thought you said nobody was above the law" "Hunter's not a person, Jack!"

I don't care what anyone says, I think I'd be a great Wayans brother.

How long into signing documents with Dianne Feinstein's arm did they realize she had passed away?

My son and I have differing political views. He thinks people should have healthcare. And I think the jews are turning children into gay lizards

Kanye's gonna kick his TV in when he finds out this Bradley Cooper movie's just some boring story about a composer.

Young dumb and full of Cumberland Farms iced coffee now 99 cents for a limited time only!

I already canceled Lizzo for playing James Madison's beautiful crystal flute. You guys need to keep up.

People make fun of dog owners who look like their dogs, but if it makes you feel better about yourself and you can afford the surgery I say go for it

Years ago I started a small company. Our sole purpose is to stop to Timothee Chalamet. That's the only thing we do. Today my staff have failed yet again. Wonka is our fault. I am beyond ashamed. Some days I think about just closing this place for good, I really do. I'm so sorry.

It finally became trendy to cosplay as the atomic warheads logo. I knew this day would come.

Got kicked out of the house. Sleeping in storage locker. Hundreds of Tremors 2 VHS now drenched in rain.