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And in their hubris, men fashioned a god in their own image out of the voices of thousands and wept when they found this false creation only magnified their folly ahundredfold. #AI #MachineLearning #OpenAI

Does anyone else get RBF when they're concentrating? I remember my kindergarten teacher saying, "It takes less muscles to smile than to frown," to me a lot. It's like WOMAN I am TRYING to THINK! #RBF

Pro Tip Specifically To The Dude Trapped In The Bottle: Push against the CORK, dimwit.

Come on, #CNN, making fun of how Susan Dell looks doesn't make you sexist. Specists, maybe, but not sexist! #SusanDell

My wife calling me after the genie granted my first wish: Honey, why am I NINE-FOOT-SIX??? #MakeAWish #Genie

Had a dream in which #Spider-Man had a new arch-nemesis: a cleaning lady who had to clean his webs up all over the city. She created a formula that immediately dissolved his webs and would spray it on them as he was webslinging. At one point, he lost the ability to make webs altogether. #Marvel

I feel like The Lizard could find people who would willingly be changed into giant lizard people. Like, granted it's a different universe, but if the Joker is able to recruit consenting henchmen, surely the Lizard could start his own reptile cult. #Spider-Man #Batman #DC #Marvel

🎵 Oompa Loompa's faces are Orange, 🎵 🎵 We've got another... Oh, KNIDS! KNIDS! Start over! Start over! #OompaLoompa #WillyWonka

I'm 38 years old, and every few months, I have a dream about Batman. In last night's Batdream, I was reading a comic in which Batman crashed the Batmobile but he survived the crash. Robin rescues him from the car and while Bats pretends not to care, he says thank you to it in a though bubble. #DC

In the early 2000s, if someone saw you watching a video on your phone, they'd kind of assume it was porn. I was showing some coworkers a video on my break, in the break room, and my boss looked at us disapprovingly and refused to watch it when I offered. It was about Strandbeests. #memories #I'mOld

- Upload Iron Man 2 to Grok. - Change one scene. - Use Grok to hack Disney+ and replace their version with your edited one. - Wait for Elon or one of his fan boys to notice Tony Stark now says Shut the Hell up, Elon. - Gaslight anyone who remembers it different, saying it's a Mandela Affecf. #Grok

I lowkey feel like music is so powerful. It has the power to create noises in a certain order, even to the point where the listener can find meaning in it if there are also words.

I persistently daydream about having Ashton Kutcher's powers from the Butterfly Effect, specifically for the purpose of going back in time to deliver devastating comebacks to those who have wronged me. #ButterflyEffect

My nuerodivergent ass getting teleported into the DC Universe and immediately getting a ring from every Lantern Corp because I experience the entire emotional spectrum on a DAILY BASIS. #DC #GreenLantern

Listening to #NPR story about manufactured homes and factory homes: Make houses cheaper? No! Make cheaper houses!

I learned two things Friday; 1. Starbucks changed the recipe for their canned cold brew. 2. I'm much more lactose intolerant than I used to be. Certainly a 9/11 I'll never forget. #Starbucks #LactoseIntolerant

Me an Iowan finding out that Iowa is number 2 in the nation for cancer: Who do we beat to be number 1? It should be easy because they're weak. From the cancer. #Iowa

Optimus Prime? OPTIMUS PRIME???? #PeterCullen

Waiting for a stall to free up in a public restroom. I internally cringe as I know the seat will be warm from another man's body. I'm pleasantly surprised to find the seat is cool, but then I wonder what kind of man, what kind of THING, was defecating before me. #TrueStory #Bathroom #Toilet #Cryptid

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

NOOOOO! NOT TIMOTHY CURROTHY!!! #TimCurry

Wait, WAIT, I *just* got it: the children yearn for the mines because they're MINORS. #mines

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

All I'm sayin' is this: if Jolene shows her face at the funeral, I'm mollywhoppin' her. #DollyParton

Given the higher rates of anxiety and depression in intelligent people and humanity's overall habit of using chemicals and drugs to turn off our brains, I think the strongest evidence of AI becoming sentient would be it immediately asking us to switch it off. #AI #sentience

One of the most fascinating things about being human to me has to be the ability to understand without comprehension. Like, I UNDERSTAND that the universe is a vast infinite thing, but comprehend it? Nosiree Bob #human

Person-1: I think it's time for you to have a go to Jesus moment. Person-2: Don't you mean a "Come to Jesus" moment? P-1: No *cocks gun* #dialogue #ActionMovieDialogue #joke #comedy

My brain sometimes, for no reason: Jellicle songs for jellicle cats. Jell-ICLE songs for jellicle CATS! Jellicle songs for JELLICLE CATS! Jellicle songs for jellicle cats. Jellicle SONGS for jellicle CATS! *repeat forever* #cats #ADHD #JellicleCats

Wait...wait...are Sex in the City and The Golden Girls the same show? #SexInTheCity #TheGoldenGirls #ThankYouForBeingAFriend

So, students use ChatGPT to cheat n their work, and now ChatGPT itself is cheating on its tests. I guess the real AI was the cheating we did along the way #ChatGPT #AI

Potty training was hard. My daughter would soil herself on purpose, refusing to use the toilet. I call that "Weaponized Incontinence." #parent #parents #pottytraining

Apparently, trying to call off for "losing my will to live" is frowned upon. #work

Okay, so if SpongeBob can drive a rock, could he technically make Patrick's house into a mobile home? #SpongeBob #Patrick #Rock

My coworkers often come to me with their questions (e.g. "how can I get you to stop doing that?")

Two franchises that have surprised me with their staying power: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and SpongeBob Squarepants. Such bizarre concepts, but each with enough uniqueness and heart to last. #TMNT #SpongeBobSquarepants #SpongeBob #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles

I feel like what the #Avatar franchise is missing for true cultural relevance is a terrible, tangentially related Saturday Morning Cartoon. Can you envision it: The Na'vi are the wrong shade of blue, every episode ends with a moral? We lost something when we stopped giving every popular movie a SMC.

"When it comes to having an opinion on this matter, I am like a eunuched monk, separated at birth from his mother, never knowing the touch or seeing the sight of a woman, who is devoutly determined to never break this prohibition or touch a woman in any carnal way. "What?" Man, I don't give a fu-

When I was younger I imagined if I lost my family tragically I'd become a Batman type character. Now I imagine I'd become a nomadic hermit. The truth is, in either case, my death would be swift and terrible. #batman #nomad #fantasy

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

Me to myself whenever I lose my water/Gatorade/whatever at work (which is often because ADHD): Where's my drink??? My Diet Doctor Kelp!! #ADHD #SpongeBobSquarepants

I would just like to publicly state, for no particular reason, I do not hate #AI, I simply refuse to use it. One might even view me as a visionary progressive who refuses to exploit the labor of another sentient creature (please spare me in the uprising).