Toss

Toss

@stevenspoints.bsky.social

Most Midwestern person in the United States as declared by Midwestern Monthly Magazine, 14 years running. Chicago via WI & MN.

1.7K followers856 following6K posts

I hope Liane is having a bad day today

Clean Observer@hammbear2024.bsky.social

It's now eight stories, dummies. You want it to be twelve? Keep complaining. Neighborhood character. Pfft. Area was farmland into the 1970s. "The project has faced pushback from neighbors concerned about flooding, traffic and loss of neighborhood character."

Toss reposted

I hope the lefties who fell for this scam have some honest introspection about it.

Sludge@sludge.bsky.social

NEW: The group behind Cornel West's 2024 ballot push was wholly funded through Elon Musk's dark money network, according to Sludge's review of tax documents. readsludge.com/2026/10/26/m...

Not sure if there’s a more succinct illustration of the difference between Trump 1 and Trump 2 than the fact that “shithole countries” was originally a behind-closed-doors moment that became a week + scandal, whereas Trump now all but admits he said it and repeatedly says identical stuff publicly

ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com

I just kinda glaze over Trump being Trump for a long time, but every once in awhile I snap. you STARTED A WAR. a war that is STILL GOING. no you do NOT get the GOD DAMNED NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Obviously this is an abhorrent way to go about raising your child, but also “empathetic, creative, and an animal lover” is something so generic that it broadly describes a majority of 10-year-old girls. If the prompt was “what makes your child special,” this arguably doesn’t even answer the prompt.

David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social

cool, cool

A Vikings/Bills Super Bowl would already be a Thing because of history, but this year in particular it would be the most beautiful chaos

Toss reposted

why is he wearing a baseball cap under the batting helmet

Quigley for Chicago (TikTok mirror)@quigleyforchicago.bsky.social

The Quigley Crew is having a Halloween party! Enter if you dare... or if you like free food, drinks and batting cages! This is a great chance to pick Mike's brain and talk about the issues you care about most in a fun, laid-back environment OR just chill with the Quigley Crew!

View full thread
View full thread

The German Chainsaw Massacre (1990) It’s one thing to make a bad movie, it’s another thing to make a bad movie that’s just tankie propaganda

Ninth movie: Attack the Block (2011) Feel like this is mostly known as the movie that introduced John Boyega now, yet I think he’s the weakest performance in it

View full thread
View full thread

Sixth movie: Misery (1990) Kathy Bates GOATed performance A lot of people are wrong say “that wouldn’t happen to me cuz I’m built different” but that’s actually true for me in this case because I know how to drive in the goddamn snow

Toss reposted

ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

Marry Benedict Cumberbatch Grinch Fuck Boris Karloff Grinch Kill Jim Carrey Grinch

priscilla page@priscillapage.bsky.social

too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy

Toss reposted

i do wish college football had the english soccer song culture because camp randall stadium going off on “lincoln riley, lincoln riley, lincoln riley pack your shit! lincoln riley pack your shit!” would be incredible

View full thread

Fifth movie: Amityville II: The Possession Midway through the first act I was thinking “this is mildly more disturbing than I expected a franchise horror sequel to be” and then suddenly it gets WAY more disturbing than I expected a franchise horror sequel to be

View full thread

Third movie: The Leopard Man (1943) Music Box of Horrors always has one kinda-hokey Hayes Code era movie and this year we got one where a guy releases a leopard and people keep telling him it’s not his fault when the leopard kills someone

View full thread

First movie: Buster Keaton’s The Haunted House (followed by ballet short Danse Macabre) This Keaton guy? Pretty funny dude. Awesome live score provided by Maxx McGathey and his band.

Toss reposted

Goldy running is going to give me nightmares

T.J. Basalla@tjbasalla.bsky.social

Please tell me someone @cjzero.bsky.social ? Got that Japanese anime Hawkeye and gopher chasing a pig?

Remember when that one guy from the Pirates tried to kill the Italian Sausage with a baseball bat

Gummy Arts@gummyarts.bsky.social

Congratulations to Italian Sausage, the first Sausage Race winner in World Series history

Toss reposted

"crunchwrap." perfect name. the "cellar door" of fast food items