mitre

when you dont look at my posts this is who you’re ignoring

this basically happens to me when i read your posts

Why does this Sesame Street toy look like Grover is reenacting Poe's The Cask of Amontillado

All the black cats this month

attended a joust, and got the king’s eyeball jelly all over my new chipmunk pelt tunic 😑

everyone should be listening to forever autumn on loop rn

Remember facebook graffiti? I was so inspired by autumn and magic once, that I drew a unicornucopia.

i think im ready for a candelabra

is it rude to compliment someone on their proboscis?

If your avatar is cool your posts don’t have to be good.

Please dont forget to manually check my posts, because all the dumb people on the skyslime drown me out

read my posts, they are a ‘bath house’ for your circadian rhythms. And you’ll sweat profusely overnight, which will help purify you.

waiting for you to notice my posts

the first ever ‘goofy holler’ was recorded at the erfurt latrine disaster in 1184

the cephalopods doing ‘beak stuff’

gettin in that four twenty mood

When I die, please include a boombox playing this on loop inside my coffin. I want to listen to it as my body becomes dirt.

'Plainsong' is a great morning alarm song, because you'll get 00:23 bonus seconds of sleep 👍

start plainsong, and see if you can hold your breath until he sings

listened to plainsong on loop for my entire commute. we are so back

i just heard damn i wish i was your lover and immediately tasted the smell of petite nate

having a dick half coffee

in the end i couldn’t go through with it 👁️ 💧

minnie’s canopy bed goofy’s chamber pot

half my mutuals are vicious vampire ducks irl

shivering in my dressing gown reading a book called The Frightful Occurrence at Westerly Manor and getting so scared by the devilish spirit described therein that I tumble out of my canopy bed and spill all the piss from my chamberpot

humpty dumpty actually fell out of an airship and splattered everywhere

a ‘zeppelin funeral’ is when they put your dead body on an airship and then crash it in to a mooring mast

Stop what you are doing and think about Raul Julia instead

Biptch

You could explain existentialism to somebody, or you could just have them walk into a CVS where “more than this“ by Roxy Music is playing 

I get sad that Raul Julia is dead about once a month.

jetpackula

i didnt mean to like your post. I was licking off dried cough syrup from my screen and it jus happened

sir shrimp and i enriching ourselves over here live on the sky slime, and you’re all missing it smdh

Ive had an idea for SNL UK. So you start with two people having conversation about the new hummus film lids for maybe two maybe three minutes then a Hard plastic hummus lid comes on and sings Kate Bush This Woman’s Work

they’re all named kelsey 💖 iykyk