Lindsey Crunkingham

Nothing on this 9/11 Memorial about how Osama Bin Laden accurately predicted our response to it down the molecule. This is how we turn “never waste a crisis” into “never learn from a crisis”.

So…why aren’t the Wings firing Fernandez?

Look I ain’t one to cheer for the colonizer against the colonized BUT

So you mean hard play doesn’t require congressional intervention????

Spain has kicked Argentina’s ass, and Argentina has beat the shit out of Spain, and it’s 1-0, the refs are pretty square, somehow all of this happens

CAN THIS GODDAMN APOCALYPSE JUST MOVE FORWARD AT A RESPECTABLE PACE BRO IM SO TIRED

THESE FUCKEN COLORS DONT RUN

These crazy sumbitches got twice the population of my suburb and they goin punch for punch with fifa Jesus, Cape Verde is ALRIGHT WITH ME FOR LIFE

Man World Cup is awesome because I’m now ride or die Cape Verde fan

THIS MAN REALLY SAID “the sad history of the Fourteenth Amendment” IN PUBLIC

It would be nice if we had a political party that actually held the stance of “we oppose genocide”.

The Saja Boys x The Oakridge Boys

Rumi won an Oscar hell yeah

Spotify just pulled up machine gun kelly for me and. Welp. Looks like I am now the joker

We’re gonna lose a carrier.

Bo Nix is a Star Wars ass name. “He’s a quarterback” no shut up he’s Yellow 7, he’s a mediocre Y Wing pilot who’s assigned support in most raids & he resents it but also finds comfort in the fact that he’s usually on the periphery of battles because he knows he can’t outfly a decent TIE pilot.

I have two thoughts 1. Jared Keeso really gets character and storytelling 2. Letterkenny succinctly explains hockey culture and anyone who’s watched it shouldn’t be surprised at the Olympics situation

Trains ain’t even runnin on time. We barely even have trains. Sucks, man.

If they are Ren Fair enthusiasts PROCEED WITH CAUTION THATS A DIFFERENT THING THAN THE PASTOR IS TALKING ABOUT

Finland Stars getting beaten by the trans whale from Ikea? Strange days.

Shut up Sleigh Bells got a Super Bowl ad

Hit that man with a hammer and he wont bother your young anymore

no YOURE crying at your desk because a dude posted to the dungeon crawler carl subreddit about how they always struggled in school but at age 44 they just finished their first book and it was DCC and they loved it and already started book 2

I feel like we’re about a week away from “haaaa yeah that whole AI only social networking thing was a joke, what a funny lil hose, ain’t we stinkers” and two weeks away from it being forgotten

1. The fucken Eagles, man (Desperado slaps though) 2. virtually any country artist that has charted in the last decade (Nas X excluded) 3. Ja Rule 4. Megan Trainor 5. The Dire Straits (they’re ok but why is this hailed as the greatest when they’re very middle of the road so that’s why)

Yknow the entire structure of the current admin is just weird. We should talk about how weird they are again.

Fuck propaganda.

I feel I should address all my enemies. In the public square.