Mortadella

Mortadella

@mortadella.live

I'm a human being musician who lives on the surface of the earth. I'm an Instrumentation Engineer all day and professional napper all night. my dog is Eleanor. my cat is Penelope.

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I feel like I should try my hand at this whole content creation thing.. (like, for real this time, not just wavin' my dick in the wind haphazardly like I have been.)

Hello Bluesky. (i've neglected this app.) if you are a human, say howdy or something. send me a gif. try and wiggle your toe. something.

well I'm just coming on here to let everyone know that I FINALLY took care of cardboard death maze that was my garage. now my little car just slides right in there. and the snowblower is right at the opening off to the side. I'm ready. except for the beef jerky.

Mortadella reposted

The snow and cold are coming this weekend Kansas City and surrounds! We’re looking out for our unhoused neighbors, will be working non-stop to get our roads and lanes safe and cleared, and ask you to make sure you stay safe and cautious as you traverse the city. Learn more at KCMO.gov/COLD