pj (they/them)

I’ve had a little follower bump, and wanted to introduce myself, in case any of you are going “who tf is this kid?” ฅ^•ﻌ•^ I’m Pip, a ‘94 vintage MN kid, and this is a cliff’s notes thread on me as a person.

You ever spot people taking pictures in public and start to wonder how many family albums include you bigfooting in the background?

Greetings from the local barcade. I hope your Monday has treated you well.

It is I, your soft academia boix toy

babe wake up, bespoke Simon meme just dropped

good morning ☀️ I’ve been awake for a whole three and a half hours, paddled around in my kayak for a bit, and now I’m all sunwarm and sleepy and already considering a nap.

had this pulled up for my freelancing guide how topical indeed

Joan Sebastian Guerrero is the name of the victim of the fatal ICE shooting yesterday morning in Maine he was 26 years old and had his life stolen. he was a friend, son, neighbor, and member of the beautiful and vibrant community that is Biddeford, Maine may he rest in peace

I will not be using the phrase “sweating like a whore in church” let ‘em enjoy sexual liberation, they’re not hurting anyone Instead I raise you “sweating like a homophobe at Pride.”

I don’t know how to best showcase the new calico hair color I’m rocking, so you get two different styles in two different bathrooms. bone apple teeth

remembered I had an empty sketchbook while watching @nonat.bsky.social stream today hbd bropgan

It’s so weird working someplace jam-packed with memories of people who haven’t spoken to me in years. sometimes I wonder if they think of me as often as I think of them. kinda doubt it. happier now, but waxing nostalgic a bit. don’t mind me.

Dude I just got done helping with a middle/high school GSA event… why the FUCK did a fellow staff member think I might be a student

hey it’s June and it’s hot boix season, why am I still stuck in school for another seven work days help

I’ve netted three interviews and no callbacks for offers. 🎉 if anyone needs some extremely temporary clerical help from June 15-August 15, local to Minneapolis or remote, ya boix needs something to keep busy this summer.

my coworker’s playing some Christian station and it’s shuffling all the tracks that would ambiently play at my former shitty megachurch job and I am ITCHY

dozens of job apps deep, looking for something to pay my bills this summer with next to no response. anyone wanna cut me a check just to be a professional silly billy from June to August?

*sips my tomato bisque from a novelty light up bubba gump shrimp pint glass* sup bbg?

I will say one thing for AI slop; it has radically increased my appreciation of shitty art. Like maybe it lacks creativity, maybe the execution is unskilled, maybe the motivation for making it was commercial, but damned if a human being didn't think of and create it with their own mind and body.

check out en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_AI...

Today’s best gift so far: getting called “sir” by a student over the phone. EUPHORIAAAA ✨

There are many perks to having a birthday. My favorite is robbing corporations of coffee. Why is a dirty chai with oatmilk TEN DOLLARS at caribou these days??? Reasons I only darken their doorstep if I can get it for free.

A student in the office read my nameplate as “Misc. Piper” instead of “Mx. Piper,” and y’know what? Close enough.

First day back in the office after spring break. I’ve been getting so many compliments on my hair, I might explode.

I think the rise in Friendslop games are an overall net good and I like how the best ones tend to focus on being cheap games that do one fun thing really well vs a big $70 multiplayer investment or requiring a commitment to free to play microtransaction live service hell

Trying to thread the needle between giving my characters names like this or Guy You Might Run Into At Tesco names like “James Anderson”

DOST THOU WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN?

fun color’s back on the menu, boiz

drove my partner into work before sunrise today. pointed me in a different direction for my drive in. I’ve got my lofi jazz on, light fog hanging over the wetlands as the first glimpse of sunlight paints the sky pastels pretty peak actually

Keeping myself awake by doodling my protag. I made the five colored pencils on my desk work for me. 🤓