I'd Have a Puppers!

I heard it was a sick ostrich.

Always blue.

Tariffs are taxes. They are raising taxes.

So they want "unity," though it's unclear why Trump unites anyone; tolerate sexual assault and insurrection, but not violating immigration law; and at least one has a serious misunderstanding of the 1920s:https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/magazine/trump-supporters-maga-america-future.html

But the calls for "unity" are disturbing, because they must know millions of people voted Democratic. So how are we "united," unless they mean the other side is silenced or doesn't matter?

Are you dreaming? No I'm streaming! Streaming hot piss that is as I suck at #bloodbowl and am yet to win an online match! Will this be the day? Find out in just over 15 mins! www.youtube.com/live/ybNhVrt...

I see a lot of right leaning accounts (here and others) that reference Wyatt Earp. This only raises one question. Where's the love for Virgil eh? He was at the shootout too!

Seems timely to point out I have an all LGBTQIA+ shop with eleven contributing artists and they're dropping a new collection Saturday so follow @peculiarityshop.bsky.social maybe. Supporting marginalized creatives is tremendously helpful now and always.

We sold our souls to digital gods for the sake of convenience and comfort. They obliged. We are now only food for these gods to gorge upon while workers suffer and content creators desperately appease complex decision trees. We have become the worst sort of dystopia, predictable and boring.

Today, we honor Dr King by "checks news" making him roll in his grave so fast he will generate power through friction. This, of course, will be harnessed for profit after a brief written apology to his family for forgetting to share said profit.

www.reddit.com/r/NFCEastMem... I've never wanted to laugh and scream at the same time. #Cowboys

The NYC mayor, who is under federal indictment, is headed to Mar-a-Lago and has said he is open to receiving a pardon from Trump. (NYT)

www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

Here is my strongest personal belief: the worst animal is better than the best human.

You might be tempted to despair in times like these. Good! Means your brain hasn't turned to goo yet! Rejoice!....AHHHHHHH!

Chess Zoo xkcd.com/3036

My cousin lost his home Altadena. His daughters set this up. The Katrina floods were one kind of hell for me, this is a whole other variety for my family and so many others. I know there are plenty of folks in need right now, but even a signal boost helps. www.gofundme.com/f/help-jerve...

As pointed out in the final entry of this episode - this is a tough time of year for people without homes or a fixed address. If you can spare any cash to help charities like Crisis here in the UK then that would be amazing #crisis #charity #homelessness www.crisis.org.uk/get-involved...)

Have been on Bluesky quite a bit the last two days (for info & resources) & it’s not social media that’s broken. I think it’s us that’s broken now. I’ll post about places ppl can donate because LA is in bad shape & my replies are full of “ummmm sounds like somebody’s never heard of Pompeii.”

Personal Fire Update: 7pm-Evacuated Malibu so last-minute there small fires on both sides of the road as we approached PCH. 8:15 pm- Marilou, Trixie & I arrive at Chelsea’s house in Hollywood Most horrific fire since ‘93 🔥🔥STAY SAFE! 🙏 🔥🔥

Don't eat children.

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Happy New Years random people and/bots following me.

Interesting take from #AdamConover youtu.be/NKgNrshVdMw?...

Jimmy Carter was undeniable proof that you could indeed be a decent human being and make it to POTUS. RIP.

Elmo is really losing it.

Many people say i have a strange, borderline, off-putting sense of humor. My response? "Yeah, I miss Norm too."

Well, you usually take things by force.. I feel like parody songs get written about invading Greenland though....

This has been a thing for some time I believe.

It's almost Christmas. Some of you might be going through it right now. Might be going through it alone, too. If you are, hit up Bluesky. Crack a joke, say hi, post an opinion, whatever. Here, in some small way, no one is alone. We can keep each other company.

Jacob Marley: Tonight you will be visited by 2 ghosts. Scrooge: I thought it was 3. Jacob Marley: LOL no it's 2024 there is no future.

This year's 'War on Christmas' will include MAGAs trying to shoot Santa out of the sky, mistaking him for a drone.

BREAKING: Coffee’s status of the best beverage flavour in the world has been upheld amid calls that the vote was unfair due to the number of absent tea ballots.

Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️‍🌈

This is my coffee machine. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My coffee machine is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my coffee machine is useless. Without coffee, I am useless.

roses are black. so is my heart. fuck with my coffee. i’ll tear you apart.

guy who invented the burrito: check it out. convenient and tasty chipotle: what if it was crazy wet guy: chipotle: like what if the second half of the burrito was just drippy as hell

This or That

Mood.

Congress is voting on the ‘Liberty in Laundry Act’. This legislation “prevents the Secretary of Energy and the DOE from implementing new or amended energy efficiency standards for clothes washers”. These people are insane.

Authorities are baffled when the potential backpack shooter pulls out his ‘Get out of jail free’ card.

Hmm, paying to help people struggling sounds like socialist handouts. I'm against that. Paying for cops to harass/beat on/jail people struggling??