Kaz Coyotl 𓃦

Here are my accounts: 🔹 @mow.bsky.social: personal & shitpost 🔹 @piss.bsky.social: AD account with mild kinks 🔹 @vore.bsky.social: AD account with weirder kinks Don't take anything I say seriously.

I wanna be able to make this face when I’m being a bastard.

Story banks are so painful to write.

Does anyone know places that do embroidery to make patches or provide services to embroider right on a fabric?

I probably have some memory issues because I have SUCH a hard time remembering what I did at my past work.

Man Journaling with Witch is heavy.

Approving all AI slop PRs at my company because I am getting laid off anyways:

Anthropic's IPO will really tell us how long AI optimism will continue or if it will collapse. If it flops (I am not holding my breath for it), then it will really sow doubt in AI. If Anthropic can't exit large, how can other smaller start-ups? It'll be a good signal for me for job hunting.

Everyone want that Mamdani rizz and I fully support Katie to chase that.

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Some more Wiley arts X3 #furry #wileyrunner #wileycoyote

This is more embarrassing than shitting your pants.

Every time I interview, I just tell myself that I'm actually saving $400. So if I have 3 interviews every day, I am basically making about $6000 a week.

I am glad that the neighbor I am sharing a common sewer line with is a very reasonable human being. I've exchanged emails extensively with him, and he has been traumatized by the previous 2 owners of this house. He seems happy that we're reasonable as well.

Anyway, I have scheduled 2 interviews and 12 recruiter calls for next week. I am starting to lock in.

I seriously don't know why companies are obsessed with senior engineers in the agentic coding world. (Companies that don't use AI are as common as 4-day workweek companies now.) So many juniors they can be hiring for half the price.

The dragon will retrieve any goblins who accidentally fall into the cave. They are very gentle.

So satisfying seeing 4 full stack armies disappear before they can reach your artillery doom stack.

Melt bone and stone!

It’s joeover…

HIT THIS SHIT MORTAL

Don’t tell me you have a musk fetish if you’re not ready to consume some muscimol

HAPPY SNOW LEOPARD DAY!!

Estonia’s new tourism ad living in my head all day long

I’m a hot men appreciator.

I bet he's going to act just like a Disney character lol

Winners never lose.

I'm telling you dude it's the age of loser dipshits. This whole tech sector, from the chatbots to the art generation to the voices, is built on this idea that being good at stuff is stupid and lame and somehow by not getting to enjoy the same praise skilled people do you are being denied or slighted

I should have tried to get a room at MFF if I knew I was gonna be unemployed…

Become my sibling! Getting a Kour suit automatically makes you cool. It’s a fact.

Inhaling bondo fumes to make myself stronger.

In Japan, we say ノリが良い, which means you ride well. As a stereotype, Osakans ride well so if you stab someone in Osaka with an imaginary sword, they'll pretend to take damage. Where as if you did this in Tokyo, they'll look at you weird.

Oh god, the Italians are talking to me.

WOW! NOW I HAVE MY OWN MIKE-MY-HOUSE-KEY!