adrian

14h

I warned k-smog and batboy about flipping that grunt

14h

honestly it's hilarious that she announced her own marital separation but says she "doesn't have all the information or reasons"

15h

he's more diplomatic than me. that kid shouldn't be able to eat solid food for a month

BladeoftheSun@bladeofthes.bsky.social

This man is a legend. Listen you won't regret it.

16h

nicki,

Cognitive Cunt@meelajay.blacksky.app

Guise, I fear we're all already dead, and this is the bad place...

16h

every time there’s a post like this, the replies are absolutely jammed with people breathlessly piping up with visceral relief to justify their AI use. they’re no better than these losers

dame@dame.is

my nuclear-grade AI hot take that’s sure to get me cancelled until kingdom come is that refusing to use AI at all is rapidly becoming an extremely privileged lifestyle choice that feels social justice-y while actually being the complete opposite

there's nothing republican voters love more than homoeroticism

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "We're self-confident men in the Trump/Vance administration. The president has been noticing a lot about the physiques of everybody lately"

this is such loser shit. it's fucking october, bump the NBA game entirely. the arena staff and concessions are now pulling a double

Alexa Philippou@alexaphilippou.bsky.social

BREAKING: Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be held Thursday at 12:30pm ET at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena, sources told ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne. It will be a double-header with the Atlanta Hawks’ game, which will be moved to 8pm.

this does, in a way, sum up the AI experience when it comes to writing and visual art too. it's overwrought, overproduced dogshit. a simple picture of wings and pizza that could've been recreated 1:1 with a google images scrape now has warts and fleas because it thinks it needs to add extra details

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it's difficult (for me at least) to eloquently pinpoint what exactly tips me off to "someone wrote this with AI," but that's practically it. every AI-produced paragraph or article or whatever is just so over-the-top flowery for no reason. basically the same shit as this engineer is seeing

18h

the revolution will not be televised. the holy war, however

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com

News: The Utah-BYU Holy War game on Nov. 7 will be a 10 am local kickoff on ABC or ESPN. That is just brutal for fans for a likely top-10 matchup.

the Teams engineers declined the buyouts, saying they'd continue to work on the world's shittiest software without pay

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social

CNBC: Microsoft offers voluntary buyouts to 60,000 employees www.cnbc.com/2026/10/26/m...

new from NYT Opinion: Why We Should Look Past the House Judiciary Democrats Report, by David Brooks

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

oh fuck off

boss is in europe for the week. now watching:

god this is a fucking gorgeous movie. fuck AI to hell, nothing can ever replace real cinema

back when I was a skinny young man and wore business casual

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adrian reposted

LED Headlight Enjoyer

@ironghazi.bsky.social

Replying to @crushbort.bsky.social

Avg Bsky user: GET OFF OF X!!! Avg Bsky user 5 seconds later: Look at what's happening on X

what the fuck man. I haven't tweeted in months

don't hug me I'm porksweats@porksweats.bsky.social

please stop showing me twitter screenshots of that bald fuck with bad takes

"but I simply have to bring all the matt yglesias posts over from twitter to dunk on so everyone knows I'm Good" -- half of bluesky

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breaking: vivek ramaswamy has been banned for life from visiting all skyline chili locations after ordering a three-way that consisted solely of onions. a mob has chased him across the purple people bridge into newport

these are the people who should be banned from procreating

David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social

cool, cool

not all that crazy when you remember high-speed rail is a benefit to the working class and data centers only enrich the wealthy

Gordon 🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🇺🇦🇻🇪🇨🇺@financecharg.bsky.social

but what would I know, I'm just an idiot who takes the bus to the office to write about jackets all day long

The New York Times@nytimes.com

President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva of Brazil won re-election on Sunday, halting a string of conservative victories in Latin America. His right-wing opponent, Flávio Bolsonaro, refused to accept the outcome. nyti.ms/4zcqdQp

22h

relevant again today

adrian@crawf34.bsky.social

some monday mornings I wonder how much longer I can physically handle working six days a week, particularly when the first day of the work week is seven hours on my feet running around the bar. but then I get the zelle notification for my credit card tips and think "okay yeah you'll live"

22h

you’re right that omission is on me. eight wings (half soy garlic, half gold dust) and bulgogi fries, which hold up incredibly well in a takeout container because they melt cheese instead of using cheese sauce

John Tucker@johnwtucker.bsky.social

what’s the order though the people want to know

someone at the bar ordered a virgin margarita and thank christ I was already clocked off and sitting down because I got to (quietly) order a virgin martini

to be clear n have zero problem with making zero-proof drinks or serving folks who don’t drink, but a glassful of margarita mix gives me 14 hours of heartburn just to consider

this week’s “eat the opponent” is smoked elote dip (best I could do for arizona because I already did tacos like three weeks ago). will compile in an hour or so but the base ingredients are getting there

meatchurch.comGrilled Elote DipThis Mexican Street Corn Dip is a delicious southwestern appetizer or tailgating dip!

didn’t get a pic of the final product because I was rushing to get it off the smoker before work but they cleaned out a half-sized steam table pan that was full to the brim. lots of compliments, 10/10 would make again. recipe: www.meatchurch.com/blogs/recipe...

trib.alNew details emerge about Tom Brady and ‘secretive’ Candice Swanepoel’s romanceThe former athlete and the Victoria’s Secret model’s secret romance was revealed on Saturday.

mar-a-lago face will barely even change her

Page Six@pagesix.com

New details emerge about Tom Brady and ‘secretive’ Candice Swanepoel’s romance

the owner of a bar down the street from us will post multiple videos a week of him just announcing what’s on, stream of consciousness shit without the events listed anywhere so there’s no quick reference. he posted one today and his mouth movement doesn’t match the audio, he voiced over himself lmao

running social for mozart’s would be a million times easier if I was there every day — which owners usually are! — so I just cannot relate to needing to shoot bar promo content while you’re driving. just go to the fucking bar and do it! he also used to make AI pics of draft beers. like come on man

for a second there I almost believed in america again

Strictly 4 My Navigators@lizzslockeroom.bsky.social

It was amazing 👏🏽

these big arenas (with 300 people in them)

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Mike Johnson: "When I'm in these big arenas, I ask for hands -- 'Show me your hand if you've answered a poll in the last six months.' There will be like three hands among 300 people. I'm telling you, these polls are off. All of them."

a journeyman pitcher named justin thomas bought me dinner out of a big fat per diem envelope at a cheesecake factory in tampa after he and the yankees played the rays on labor day weekend in 2012. my friend mike also bought me a shot of jameson ($11!) at cheesecake factory for my birthday in 2019

anyway I’d definitely visit saddam’s cheesecake factory. sounds like he’d have WMDs (weapons of much deliciousness) in there!

propublica.orgThe Small-Town Cop Who Helped ICE Deport His NeighborsIngram, Texas, was just rebuilding from a devastating flood when its tiny police department enrolled in ICE’s 287(g) deportation program. Within a year, cops would hand over the equivalent of 10% of t...

Erin 🦇🎃💀👻EEK👻💀🎃🦇 Kane@dianamonkey.bsky.social

"Alexander says he didn’t come back to Ingram to help deport his neighbors... he just ended up making it part of his job. Alexander and Ingram’s other patrol officer had delivered at least 70 people to immigration agents. Within a year, they would hand over the equivalent of 10% of Ingram to ICE."

why did I see this less than 12 hours after buying my costume, which will suck in person

Jay Shelat@jshelat1.bsky.social

I’m Moby Dick for Halloween