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Welcome to all the newskies. Our credentials are readily available. Here is a cat.

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"c'mon. you can do this. let's have a smooth bedtime and prove the haters wrong" ✨ parenting ✨

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8y has discovered Ornithopter and, per 8y bylaws, is convinced it is the single most powerful card in the history of magic

once you pick a carcass clean, it's fine to dispose of it

the Matrix left out the part where people just volunteered themselves for the pods because their AI girlfriend told them it was a fuck chamber

judge: buddy, they won't even let *me* fuck the jury

let's take our meds, for old times sake. whaddya say? weekly reminder 💊⏰

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between the unsettling constant military choppers, and the grocery store being at early-COVID levels of cleared out just now, Austin really feels like the opening segment of The Last of Us

austin has been putting up LA numbers in the constant helicopter game lately

normies discovering lol is colonizer behavior

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we are a week away so, let's review: if the democrats win: trans people are meaningless, and should never be thought of as people if the democrats lose: trans people are all powerful demigods, and singlehandedly warped an entire election with pronoun-based sorcery

"no way," they say as they remind themself that eating an extra snack when you're sad will inevitably set off a chain reaction and make you fat

lol ucla might be a top 5 team tomorrow lmao wtf go bruins lolllll

we regret to inform you that it's ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ so, please: support artists, support queers, and show the world that a Voluntary Profit way of life is better just please buy things. it's really rough out there here's a bunch of shirts moxiest.art

if you want to be able to show us consistent support, out patreon-ish thing is here hiding exclusive content behind a paywall goes against our moral code but, literally $1 a month could change out life the perks structure is also pretty neat artbymox-shop.fourthwall.com/supporters/p...

"Voluntary Profit? What's that?" you ask, eyes full of wonder.

every time we post about police violence, we always get one ignorant fuck coming in trying to make a hashtagResistence argument and, politely, your dipshit ass may as well just amend your slogan to 'blue lives matter no matter who'

go bruins, our carbon monoxide poisoned friend

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shoulder hurts pitching today more as this story develops