Mark Cohen

No. Your attitude has to be that absolutely nothing will get done. If you’re trying to “pass common-sense legislation to help the American people”in this environment you’re a fucking traitor.

pi time

it's important that you stare into the maw of oblivion for 10-15 minutes after waking up, but before putting clothes on and brushing your teeth. not doing this could be very dangerous, I think

seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a partnership with the CIA which has a bijection to the natural numbers

Dooming

AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

boy am I glad I migrated my domains to cloudflare a few months ago for no reason in particular

oh? ai can't do anything, you say? check THIS out [destroys all beloved websites and software]

Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets

Democrats will never learn.

Title text: "The sun and the moon appear the same size in the sky, even though in real life the sun is more than twice as big. Some call this lucky alignment coincidence; others say it's proof that sometimes things can be the same size." Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3301#Transcript

oh hey, that's my hometown!! a delightful and surprising W

is this how I find out that Zam Reich ISN'T a muppet????? my life is a fucking lie Sam what have you done 😭

GEFILTE PHISHING

got so crossfaded last night (covid + flu shots), so hungover rn (slightly feverish, headachey)

...are you seriously trying to tell me that's NOT just Kurt Maloney with slightly longer hair?????

do I know anyone with laser cutting experience? 👀

I am at this point comfortable saying that Imaginal Disk is the best record I've heard in my life. bless yourself today if you've not heard it album.link/s/2Htq1sHgmd...

I am at this point comfortable saying that Imaginal Disk is the best record I've heard in my life. bless yourself today if you've not heard it album.link/s/2Htq1sHgmd...

birthday nails!

first adventures in infrared! #GrainSocial grain.social/profile/did:...

they're calling it the greatest headline of the modern era

it's either geoguessr or among us, so either I've already won or I'm in grave danger 🫘🔪

some days I really struggle with impostor syndrome - what am I doing here? will my best be enough? - and on those days, I just take a moment to remind myself that I'll never be as wrong about anything as Anthony Fantano is about Glass Animals

great photos! too bad birds aren't real 😖

see also: stopsloppypasta.ai

oh my _god_ I have never seen an AQI this high

ok now everybody remember how you yelled at us about platner and how right we were, okay? this one matters even more. we gotta get some cred for calling that shit a year ago; well, we've called THIS discount American Psycho longer ago than that.

don't make me tap the sign

This hearing is driven entirely by Elon Musk's algorithm. Not a single normie voter alive today has thought about Anthony Fauci for at least five years. On X this is a pressing issue - maybe the pressing issue - of the day. It doesn't matter at all.

me hitting a bouldering grade milestone at the queer climb night on tues (to be clear this is a real thing that very much happened this week)

this dance floor is not a place of communion... no highly energetic twerking is commemorated here...

(4 days into summer) god it's been brutal this year can't wait for summer to be over

doula peep. is that anything