Mr. Dan Kelly

Mr. Dan Kelly

@mrdankelly.bsky.social

Chicago Writer from Oak Forest Living in Highland Park "Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto."—Terence

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Oh to be a perfect progressive who never runs for anything and only supports unicorn candidates who can't seem to achieve real power or traction or get legislation passed, and who still holds onto this BS and writes about it as we head into the election that might save or destroy this country.

At this point, if you're pushing this BS, it's clear you're either (1) an unserious person, (2) making money from it, (3) you're a provocateur working for the GOP, or (4) all the above.

Oh, it works, believe me. When I read this stuff, I always catch myself thinking, "Huh, they really haven't been 100 percent, have they?" And part of me wants to be pure. But the fact is, not voting for Dems because you want to keep your hands clean is the same as colluding with the Republicans.

I'm going to skip commenting on the racism and obvious falsity. Others have handled that admirably. But I thought Leatherface was in charge of helping diseases kill people. What brought this on?

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RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

One argument about AI I have trouble abiding is... "But what if it cures cancer?" As if, informed ONLY by what humans currently know, through pure number crunching that evaporates lakes, it'll come up with...what? A mouthwash spray that rejiggers your cancer-ridden pancreas?

"AI, how do we cure cancer?" [Mechanical whirring.] DID YOU TRY CHEMOTHERAPY? "Uh, yeah..." [Whirs] HOW ABOUT MORE CHEMOTHERAPY...AND PATCHOULI INCENSE? "What?" [Whirs vigorously] HAVE YOU TRIED SHOOTING THE PATIENT? "WHAT!?!" [Whirs angrily] SHOOTHEMSHOOTHEMSHOOTHEM

Let me be clear: I am not an optimist, nor do I think you can go through life with a shit-eating grin, pretending you're a bodhisattva because you're a heedless sap. But Fred Rogers didn't believe in that. He evinced a quietly powerful kind of humanity the world's bastards want to tamp down.

This is one of the few times I'll pull rank as a parent, but if you don't see Fred Rogers as a paragon of how to (1) be a mensch and (2) treat and protect children, you likely don't have any kids and should pipe down. And if you do have kids...yikes.

Mr. Rogers is definitely my litmus test for whether someone is a dick or not. You can dislike his seemingly saccharine qualities (you're wrong, but whatever), but if you dig in and try to claim he was a child molester or something equally unsubstantiated and heinous, you can fuck right off.

My neighbor Mark loves Halloween even more than I do. Every year he has a theme. Last year it was The Sound of Music, with skeletal Von Trapps. This year is grey alien invasion.

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Occasionally I get an influencer family who are full-blast influencing in front of their cameras. I let them have their fun ("Yes, you can lay in the coffin, but it's not very comfortable.") but stay off-screen.

On our block, half the neighbors set up parties on their front lawns. There's a little bit of drinking, but no one gets snockered. Still, every now and then a group of adults show up, beers in hand, and tipsily ask me if I really built all my props and where I put them the rest of the year.

Pretty much. I will say that, for some, irony was a shield thrown up by the emotionally vulnerable and sensitive, and those who were tired of feeling like the bullies would descend on them the moment they show weakness. That's kind of the general human condition, however.

Craig Calcaterra@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

The biggest bit of growing up people my age had to do -- which most didn't do -- was learning that it's OK to care about things and other people and that all of that hip and ironic "nothing matters" shit we all engaged in for the first 30 years of our lives eventually curdles into something ugly.

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Following that, any nihilist who answers that with, "Nah, it doesn't matter" and means it (versus the emotionally vulnerable people I mentioned) isn't worth your time. They offer nothing. They're the folks who'll fuck you over or ignore you when the chips are down.

Being "good" doesn't mean being a sucker. It doesn't even mean being a perfect angel, turning the other cheek, and living a perfect St. Francis life. It means helping out and not going out of your way to be a prick. It's not that hard.

Pretty much. I will say that, for some, irony was a shield thrown up by the emotionally vulnerable and sensitive, and those who were tired of feeling like the bullies would descend on them the moment they show weakness. That's kind of the general human condition, however.

Craig Calcaterra@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

The biggest bit of growing up people my age had to do -- which most didn't do -- was learning that it's OK to care about things and other people and that all of that hip and ironic "nothing matters" shit we all engaged in for the first 30 years of our lives eventually curdles into something ugly.

I remember being sarcastic and ironic 24/7. Then one day EdMar of Lumpen and I sat down to lunch. He said he understood why people acted that way. It seemed cool to act like you don't give a shit since the world is a hellhole, etc.. But if you stop to feed ONE hungry kid, that's a GOOD thing.