Andrew D Wilson

The bad news is I am now fully charged and entirely back on my bullshit in ways not a lot of people have seen, so I think this year might be pretty sweet

I have started squeezing a quick run into my day at the start and I regret to inform me that it is, in fact, making me feel better

“Can we really call our system fair when people who came here under one set of rules now face a retrospective change?” Abtisam Mohamed MP raises concerns in Parliament about the impact of proposed settlement rule changes on academics and other international workers.

I really want cheesecake for some reason 🤔

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bluesky has four types of users

RIP Thunderbird is honestly pretty rude

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Here’s last night’s story about the rising prominence of extremist beliefs within the Republican Party, what it has to do with the upcoming elections, and why being 31 years old is one of the least cute ages you can possibly be. https://youtu.be/SnsBI4YxwIs

Look. Maybe you weren’t around when Microsoft Paint competitions were a thing, but if I know anything it’s that people respect things people put a little love into

This was published in the Beaumont Journal (Texas) on 27 October 1978, reporting on an incident which had taken place the day before, so happy impolite cat causes death day to all who celebrate

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Women often ask me: "why are you such a great feminist ally?" But I always reply: "don't worry your pretty little head about it, sweet cheeks." After all, women (all of whom are beautiful) have enough to worry about, given patriarchy suppressing their wages and fundamental rights to bodily autonomy.

My main theory about why time perception sucks is that we do not, in fact, perceive or experience ‘time’ in the sense of ‘what clocks do’. Events, yes; time, no

Boooo! This is no good. Be seeing you, Bester

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

Just fucking read the paper

"are you ready to argue about nature vs nurture?" "pfft, I was *born* ready"

This headline structure is literally the joke format we use to make fun of people like this

I have been saying the exact same. AI models seems to be built with the goal of impressing non-knowledgeable people. Vibe coders are amazed by the fact that something runs and it made so many lines!

Hive mind: what is current best practice in EEG for analysing data from task that will involve eye movements?

People need to learn how to be embarrassed again. Bring back shame

If you just add boxes labelled ‘the environment’ you aren’t embodied

The long-serving strongman leader of Serbia, Aleksandar Vucic, has conceded defeat in an election that pitted him and his right-wing party against a diverse student-led opposition movement that spent two years protesting his government.

I'm quite willing to forgive this from a 27-year-old. Welcome to adulthood! A little late to it but happy you're here regardless.

Astonishing, this is actually a description of the events in this video 🤯

I actually feel like the burn was mostly on Saddam Hussein’s taste anyway 🤔

Fortune cookie ads. Can’t have just one cute thing anymore

Finally, a politician you can trust

Despite the significant investments ploughed into artificial intelligence it has provided “zero payoff” to corporate America outside of technology, according to Apollo's Chief Economist Torsten Slok. Read more: bloom.bg/3UO2c30 📷: Victor J. Blue/Bloomberg

This is nonsense, there was no option to simply Be Large at any of these puzzles

Sassy mags... #xmen

People forget that back in the 90s, kids weren't on the computer all the time, they didn't have cell phones. Instead they watched the Beethoven dog movies

Every Sunday I think about the HHGG story of how a guy who became immortal finally lost the plot because of Sundays

Hahahahahaha this thread 😂😂