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@dirtbagqueer.rocks what is happening over there gurlllll

This admission alone is an impeachable offense

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Punch Nazis

New Porn Name: Luberty Booberty.

The IDF just detained the man who’s about to be elected US Congressman for NY’s 10th district, per his social media.

Lmao

Pizza and ice cream and pretzels and cereal and chips and donuts and pies and candy and popcorn and bread omg bread there's like a gazillion breads out there and they are all amazing and bagels oops that's a bread and yogurt and cheese and deli meats and bacon and steak and pasta aka fancy bread and

Ken Paxton - not to be one-upped - claims Talarico drugged and raped Jesus Christ himself at a "Soy Boys" underground EDM Festival.

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With everything going on, all of the time, I forgot this guy died this year! What a bright spot in my morning.

"Will you denounce The Wonder Emporium and its extremist leader, Mr Magorium? "

"do you denounce The Helpful Hardware Folks?"

I see we're having a debate about whether it's okay to go back to "X," the site owned by a trillionaire fascist who is currently bankrolling the GOP's midterm, throttled Ukraine's war effort, and still winkingly allows vast amounts of CSAM on his service Answer: No, what the fuck is wrong with you

Meta has sabatoged Instagram account for No Kings

When you know which book made this amount of money it's easy to understand why:

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

She speaks as quickly as she thinks, and has the same mental capacity these days as her Moral Bucket is full (0.0 mL)

"How To Showoff Your Moobs, Even in Loose Clothing" - a Mike Tracey Memoir

It's almost a joke at this point, but the entire story of Mamdani's mayorship really has been "it turns out we can just turn off the orphan grinding machine, the switch was right there the whole time."

Keeping Buffalo a secret is becoming harder and harder

People in glass houses shouldn't run around naked wearing a Pikachu hat and hitting themselves in the penis self-erotically because we can see you bro the whole house is windows

Why didn’t my enemy interrupt me while I was making a mistake?

Ok!

2nd down kick?! Why?!

Drop another one Cook! For the memes! (Please don't I will boil myself in oil)

This THICCer ain't got the juice. He misses this. Bills win.

How do you let THAT MAN find zones THAT BIG all the time

Same old bills!

Cool. Lol.

Aikman saying "no question you HAVE to score there" means the bills lose on a rams 2 point convention @dirtbagqueer.rocks the man is the world's worst fucking analyst and jinx

It's too much time. But you score when you can.

Hailee (talented cool person) finally getting that Taylor (secretly scumbag, hack) treatment getting on the TeeVee

Josh Allen in so many commercials now I am excited to see him in a Ducolax joint "hi i'm Josh Allen and my poop is SOFT."

Ms Rachel from the top ropes

Oh no Rylan GRAB-le strikes!

I'm starting to understand how Puka is so stupid. He gets his head in harms way on every. single. play. That brain is *already* soggy cereal.

Both of these teams suck!

All of Brandon Beanes awesome 1st round picks continue to be awesome (Their new #1 corner cannot get on the field)

Ladies and gentlemen - the weekend (OF DOGSHIT CLOCK MANAGEMENT)

What the fuck man

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

Skeet of the year right here

jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent

I can't decide who fucked up their sorry excuse for an opponent more: ossoff or El-Sayid GOD DAMN IS LIKE PORN