Mr. Drix

The main difference between this and the Tavares return game is that Sens fans are fueled not just by hatred, but also by being very very funny

Sens.

Lard predicted the future back in 1995: Bring the pretzels, bring the kids Have a party, have a beer Phil Donahue got his wish Executions on live TV Here's your host, Kozy Kinkwicket! What's your name? You're 14? And what have you been put to death for today? Is your family here?

The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.

I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.

Lindsey Graham was ashamed of what he should have been proud of and proud of what he should have been ashamed of.

Burial collabing with The Bug led to this absolute masterpiece. It just seems like such a reflective, almost borderline mourning, type of song...but there's a little spark in there that maybe not all hope is lost. Could really go for a third installation of the Flame series right about now.

It's a The Comet Is Coming kinda night. Click for the sax stay for the 🔥 lyrics from Kae So roll your eyes, shake your head, turn away and call me names I'm okay with that, too proud Unable to listen, we keep speaking Moted by blood, unable to notice ourselves Unable to stop and unwilling to learn

Fish waking up in the Reflecting Pool today.

I am having *WAY* too much fun with this song tonight and I can't wait for my kids to hear it tomorrow, lol! #biscuits #cat #catbiscuits #knead #cats

High Thoughts with Mr. Drix: How long until anti-maskers realize masking up in public can also mess up ai facial regonition platforms? 🤣 fReEdOm OvEr FeAr!

I AM GOD. THE ULTIMATE RESONANCE. @boardsofcanada.bsky.social are SO FUCKING BACK.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

I mean, we definitely don't have the internet that we were hyped back in the early-to-mid 90's, that's for sure.

*chefs kiss*

I love this!

This can never get quite loud enough. I need something strong to keep my ass moving today. Very strong warning for folks with photosensitivity issues...this thing flashes.

Some thoughts about writing stuff, in no particular order (this might be a long-ish thread): 1. When Old Man's War came out (2005), lots of people read it and assumed I was conservative, because of its subject matter, and sub-genre, me being a white dude from Ohio, and other various factors.

✅ NHL debut ✅ Second NHL point ✅ First NHL goal #GoSensGo

Friday Night Funsies

So hauntingly beautiful. My goodness...

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

I see on the other site that the Alberta separatists gathered more signatures in Arizona. People who feel so oppressed by the rest of Canada that they need to winter in the southern US in their second residence.

I may have taken too many pills tonight What I don't need is you in my face tonight Did I really do so wrong Cause messing with my mind I find fun There's nothing wrong with me And it's plain to see You're stuck with your reality I don't care for your sanity

Hilarious

...to the underground Excuse me. Pardon me. This is such a fuuucking catastrophy.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

I know you'll never take me Don't even think you'll break me Be sure you'll never thank me I'm gonna make you see Pretending to guide me you led me astray I don't want to fall into your kind of ways

Chills from the start to end. This live version is so great. Peace is not the absence of war It is the absence of the rumors of war And the threats of war And the preparation for war Peace is not the absence of war

If a Florida Panther gave me their Stanley Cup ring it would be a nice bauble that I could display. But I did not win the Stanley Cup.

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It will be interesting to see how overriding charter rights, forcing a rejected labour deal on workers, and threatening substantial fines will impact Alberta's plan to add and recruit 3,000 new teachers over the next 3 years.

Thank you to the organizers of today's wildly successful (and peaceful) "No Kings" rallies. You did an amazing job. And thanks to all the millions of people who showed up to give us faith. And a special shout out to the White House regime and the Speaker of the House for all the free publicity!

Oh my goodness...😍

Love this performance from Fishbone on KEXP:

"We can still be friends and disagree about politics :/" You said brown people should be sent to camps, Daniel

Apparently, the only thing that Americans agree upon is: Release the Epstein Files.

"Smart people don't like me." - Donald Trump, accidentally telling the truth

Odd, I keep hearing that the same person who paid for buses to transport domestic terrorists to Washington, DC, on January 6, 2021, to threaten the lives of police officers, members of Congress, and the vice president was a paragon of "civility." Girl, please.

Why do they keep saying Charlie Kirk was an advocate for free speech when he made a hit list of professors who didn’t say what he liked? I just don’t get it.

BREAKING: MAGA declares civil war against MAGA after MAGA assassinates MAGA.

PREDICTION: Donald Trump's grave will be America's busiest gender neutral bathroom.