John 🏍

Chrome vibes, metal beats, and 3dfx Glide like it's 1999 all over again.

Bad AAPL

Threatening "illegal" protests now. I give it a week, at most, before he threatens (or even attempts to instill) Martial Law. Ruh roh, Raggy!

They surely are.

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.