MrMickNL 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I don't need a leader. I have a mind of my own. It's your life, don't let others influence you.

Trump is tacky. Married a pole dancing whore. Likes gold, that’s really tacky. Raped children. And never denied it. Because he did and he can’t escape forever. It’s prison or suicide for him.

Why are penalties numbered on the screen in penalty shoot outs? Is it because we can't add up to 5?

The last time I said 'Wednesday tha wank!' They scored. 'Wednesday tha wank!' #swfc

I'm not fully up to date with the lunacy of British politics: I thought Truss had bogged off to Trump's Paedoland now I read she has written a book called Nut Job about how she and Funeral Laugher Kwarteng totally fucked up thousands of pensions!

Ik denk dat de zomer voorbij is.

Big question: Why does Trump, Putin, Farage, Netanyahu, Musk, Zuckerberg, Boris Johnson, Le Pen et al, want to destroy the world when everyone else wants to save it? that the fuck is wrong with them. That's just 9 people who if eliminated, would make a huge difference to how normal people lived.

Just seen a video in de Stentor of Indonesians kicking seven shades of shit out of pickpockets at a rock concert. Nice to see. The low scum deserved every elbow, boot and punch they got.

I can't decide: Have I got my a/ psychological head on? b/ psychsomatic head on? c/ psychopathic head on? d/ psycholinguistic head on? or e/ psychobabble head on? Ben ik een keuzestresskip! Of twijfelkont?

That time Farage's UKIP battle bus broke down.

Can't wait to read Liz Truss's new book.

Saucijzenbroodje verkeerd. Of niet?

Michel Platini mentioned banning heading in football, many years ago. Mike Tyson's punches, head impacts in a rugby scrums & tackles & footballers constant heading all contribute to CTE. Dementia shortens player's lives & causes awful family stress. www.skysports.com/rugby-union/...

If Trump wins these midterms or whatever fancy name they are given to confuse Americans, it is 100% fraudulent.

Farage talks about racism like a pissed up England fan in a pub full of racist knobheads wearing St George flags as superman capes.

#Avast is wank. The option to remove the tick doesn't work, so I get constant reminders my drivers are out of date. It's Avast that's out of date! Useless.

Because who the hell wants to know where a theme park is? You just get in Daddy's gigantic Nissan EV and it takes you there! britmap · 27 OCTOBER 2026 ● 90 ◐ 67 ○ 31 ○ 13 ● 82 Total: 504/1000 · www.britm.app

Shock News From Small Boat Land #BBC News to be renamed #BBCReform In which case, nobody need pay their licence fee. In other news, #BlueSky still hasn't got a text colour option.

I've had the corticosteroid injection in my knee. I'm just waiting now for it to take effect. Hopefully I'll be biking and walking pain free again by Thursday. Also in December, hopefully I can get the waiting list for my 2nd totaal schouder prosthose. I envy people who don't have arthritis!

Trump has never denied raping a child. The President of the USA is a child rapist.

I mean

The way Donald Trump talks, you'd think he was a 10 year spoilt brat whose Dad has just told him he's not getting a fat bike for Xmas.

Shitty knee or not, I really fancy biking tomorrow. I have two to choose from and car free fietspadden to ride on.

Absolutely clueless American stewards contributing to the result of this race.

Really don't like Max Verstappen. Even when he is winning he's a whinging twat!

I don't see many rabid Brexiters up in arms about rejoining the EU. I think they've realised they dropped a huge bollock. The only people going bananas are the Tory architects of the fiasco and Fromage and they're all telling lies to justify their existences.

I've just ChatGPTd 'Who is Dave Challinor?' and it replied 'Who?' Oh, hang on, typo.....! #swfc

Who is Challinor. What's he ever done? I've seen this before, small time manager in big club, totally out of their depth.

Having to get up an hour earlier to feed the cats who in turn have already adjusted their diaries for an early breakfast in 6 months time.

This strong £ means I can eat out three times a week and afford physio. €€€ Never had this when the Tories were shorting it for fat cunts like Boris Johnson to line their pockets.

It's not strange how all the Brexit voters interpreted Freedom of Movement as 'letting all the boat people and migrants in' not strange at all. It's because they are thick and always will be.

I was born with nothing. My parents worked hard and were paid low wages. I saw how they struggled just to live and raise a family with love alone. Cars? Phones? Holidays? Fuck off! If anyone is concerned why I hate the rich and privileged, well you're too stupid to be on the same planet as me.

Expecting #swfc to get promotion, is the same expectation as Nora the Cat suddenly playing Beethoven's 6th note for note.

Back to an American GP and the camera panning onto the face of someone instantly unrecognisable in Europe. Who the hell are they? Some B-soap star or someone who once caught a baseball and gave it to a kid?

Is it raining? This is my new friend Bella. She was shy until I waved a bag of cat koekjes.

Slade are to blame for Britainz kidz spelling to be so shit!

#swfc The losing begins again. These stats are pathetic. It basically says hanging onto the ball but do fuck all with it.

Huge collision between two Schalke04 players, lots of blood, the other guy doesn't know where he is! #Schalke04 #FCK

#swfc I have just found out, there is another Heskey playing for FCK in the Bundesliga. Have we got the right one?

Looking after this beautiful little cat called Gill and her younger housemate Bella for the weekend.

If you are ever up in Friesland, nip into the Jopie Huisman Gallery in Workum.

#RupertLowe has intimated you shouldn't make racist comments near people who aren't racist, but it's okay with similar minded people. He wants a good sorting out. Horrible creature.

I'm getting American products advertised on my YOUTUBE with corny and fictional selling hype, unsubstantiated claims for products either banned in Europe or which costs far less, and that's purely because American healthcare is SHITE! Get shut of Trump, take back your lives.

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Physical action is needed to remove the rich. I'm sure there are people 40 years younger than me who are capable. Or are there, are they all just typing stuff?