Mrs Phanatic

Listening to Merrill Reese announce that interception was just so sad.

If the universe didn’t want me to watch the Phillies, they shouldn’t have made me hate my job this week and show the games on a streaming service I actually have

She gets it

If you saw The Weight and liked it, please repost. It would be great if this thing became a sleeper hit because it's 100% original. 

Realizing I’m not the only one driven crazy by this justified my Ravenous subscription.

How did she think she was going to pull this off in Philly, the smallest town in America? She went to Penn! Of course someone she knew in college ratted her out.

This Netflix game is atrocious. The actual game is on half the screen and the broadcasters aren’t even talking about it. I don’t care about Kody Clemens scraping up dirt

The Phillie Phanatic is here, and he has a throwback jersey. 🌽

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My husband, the dog whisperer, had this little one come up to him and our other dogs while walking. Long shot but anyone in LA/Van Nuys area know him? Leash and collar but no chip or tags. Posted on Reddit/FB/Nextdoor/Pawboost but no hits.

The Philadelphia-ization of LA continues

My mom has offered to rent LeBron a room with kitchen privileges and parking in her Old City condo and honestly he should consider it.

Me yelling at the USMNT goalie like I yell at the Phillies pitching staff felt familiar, almost comforting. I know nothing about soccer but I do know boneheaded moves that defy explanation

To my colleague who scheduled a 4pm meeting today before a three day weekend - buddy, it’s been broke and it’s still going be broke after this meeting. WTF we doin?

Dos a cero

Happy Election Day from Los Angeles where this dipshit made me consider whether crystals burn. May I never hear about him again and he gets his idea of hell - obscurity

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Who’s gonna tell Franzke and Kevin that they’re on air on Apple TV?

The Atlantic piece about Spencer Pratt made me incandescently angry. HE IS A FUCKING MORON. HE WONT FIX ANYTHING. HE WILL MAKE IT WORSE. Istg if he gets elected, it’s on sight with the writer.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Olympics ticket buyers that Anaheim, Pomona, and Long Beach were all “Los Angeles”

Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

The way this post is relevant to my interests because I hate her and love Guy Branum…

I’m sure all these dogs were good but this was the best dog of 2025

Wanna see what $50,000 worth of dog sweaters looks like?

Seen on the same LA hike: dozens of landscaper goats and the Marty Supreme blimp

@briancgrubb.bsky.social I already give it 5/5 wine Keanus

Looks like Penn got hacked - a place that only has my email because of a donation to my dad’s hospice

This unsettled me more than expected. It feels less like insulation from the American public’s justifiable outrage and more like preparation for something

Lots of jokes happening in my home about what will and will not get a Penn St football coach fired #H2P

Appropriate that the Phillies season ends with me screaming “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST”

Freaking out my Dodger fan neighbors by repeatedly yelling “C’MON”, in the strongest Philadelphia accent they’ve ever heard

THAT WAY I SCREAMED AT A WALK-OFF BLOCKED FIELD GOAL AND TOUCHDOWN

This one got me

“Philly is a tough place to play . . . if you’re soft.” - James Calvin Rollins 8.1.2025

As the blurry wife, I vouch for the goodness of this girl

I hate that I don’t think these prices are that bad. Everything else about it is bad. God I hate LA

Welp at least I’m on the west coast and didn’t stay up late to see the end of that game

Eating nachos as an act of resistance

Love to pay MLB.tv over $100 to have this be the only way to watch the Phillies - occasionally appearing in the corner of the screen and, if I’m lucky, with sound!

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

Screamed so loud at that INT my dog got scared #gobirds

I’m going to throw up. Go Birds

Can a professional football team have a Rudy? Go Birds

I almost threw up. Go Birds

Is there a better indicator of the world than a guy who ran for fn mayor saved his mall with private firefighters as the neighboring homes burn? WHO’S GOING TO SHOP THERE, RICK?

The social media account of my second-favorite meat substitute knows what’s up

After a bad week for reasons both mundane (car in the shop, funeral of a friend’s parent) and insane (fiery hellscape visible from my house) it’s time to de-stress….with an Eagles playoff game #gobirds

As someone who watched every episode of Whitney, you didn’t watch because of these two dumdums, you watched in spite of them. Rhea Seehorn! Zoe Lister-Jones! Maulik Pancholy! Tone Bell! The other white guy who grew on me but whose name I forget!