Michelle S

If you commonly find the restaurant next to a shopping mall, it’s not fine dining.

Passed through Washington DC last weekend. Gotta say: it’s never looked worse. 🫤

Someday I want to rank highly enough to demand 3 days notice for an editorial review. (I never will rank this highly.)

The end is coming. 🫤 When the pricing models changed this year, I saw where this was going. Within a few months, a whole lot of companies will run the numbers and see how much they’re spending on AI compared to ROI. Then things are going to get REALLY ugly.

Sofas throughout Southern California and Mexico are terrified: they heard Vance is coming. I will see myself out.

A house for all my toys, where I can have everything out of boxes and arranged, so I can look at them and play with them. Okay, what I’m describing is … a museum. So, I guess I’d buy my own museum. And people I like could come in.

I appreciate the fact that the World Series matchup will totally undermine MLB’s BS marketing campaign on the labor agreement. Not that the people who would be convinced by the propaganda will be bothered by or even notice the fallacy.

Sigh. Congrats to the Brewers. I’m still mad that Milwaukee stole the Pilots from Seattle (even though it was before I was born). But that was a VERY underwhelming performance by the Dodgers. 🫤

His plans for this weekend include putting a “404” or “503” over the third one?

Can somebody poke the Dodgers with a stick and make them do something today?

Also, I have frickin’ had enough of “AI-powered” customer service this week. This shit DOES NOT work.

More octogenarians passing, still waiting for The One.

Guess I have to pull for the Pod-rays tonight, so that they and the Brewers can wear out.

I started hating the Barfs when I was a kid: it seemed like late in the year they were ALWAYS spoiling the Dodgers’ season. So, I could understand kids in Atlanta hating the Dodgers right now. Maybe someday they’ll understand this is all cosmic retribution for continuing to do the Chop. 😈

Quest for the three-peat moves on! 💙💙💙💙💙

Like that cat on that old poster, it’s time to hang in there, Dodger fans.

Max Muncy with the insurance. Just call him Biberty. (No, don’t.)

FINALLY, PAGES!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙

I read my Amazon “About you.” There are some real laughers in there. They think I’m a vegetarian. 😂 Basing your assumptions on what a person buys from only a single retailer offers a very incomplete picture. Even so, I modified a few things just to mess with them.

Sure seemed like the Brewers were his daddy the other day.

Phew. 😰 Okay, Dodgers needed that one.

Hang on time. I mean, yeah, the Dodgers COULD add insurance. But…let’s be real. Hang on time.

Kiké is still The Man!! Thank goodness.

What if we…stay with me here…try scoring a run??

The good thing about having a lot of strikeouts is it means Sale is throwing a lot of pitches. 🫤

Since I’m getting on an airplane soon, I’m dutifully getting my Covid and flu vaccines. 🫤

When I was *very* small my dad watched Soylent Green on TV. The only video I remember is flowers. But the audio “the scoops are coming!”and “Soylent Green is people” lives in my head today. Means I never would try that protein drink Soylent and am very wary of Tr*mp’s imported “mystery meat.”

I’m here for all the folks laughing at the Padres. (I still feel bad for Ty France though.)

Raiders gotta Raider, I guess. 🫤

Hoping for a better outcome than last night’s Silvertips game. 🤞🏻Either way, we got a cool charcuterie board.

I said before the baseball season started the only two outcomes I would accept this season were the Mariners going to the World Series or a Dodgers 3-peat. Only one option remains.

Hey, I think it’s my anniversary of getting hit in the head by a hockey puck and the venue having no concern at all for me! 😂

With the merging of these two iconic companies, Skydance is ready to soar into the future!

Oh. That was not good.

Why is the federal government paying for ads during NFL games for that demented degenerate MF who CANNOT run for president again? And why are they doing that with MY tax dollars?!?! I do not approve this message. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I have news for them: MUCH life has originated in an $80 motel room.

Having A Day. But I did get to buy a giant plush gargoyle, so that’s a win.

How to agitate people in Colorado: tell them their state is part of the Midwest. 😈 Except for the Rockies, it is flat and arid. MIDWEST.

Worst scoreboard message ever? “Congratulations on your first colonoscopy, Brian!”

Why…uhhh…why is Charmander wearing a bra?! #pokemongo

I think I paid the Mariners a lot of money to stand in queues tonight…

Last posts deleted: no need to post my embarrassment. Sorry, world.