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racists and shitler fanboys have such boring hobbies. could've grown a personality, but instead, they're just defining themselves by hate? like, damn! hate and troll me because I sing off key and am bad at video games, not because I'm *Jewish*. #yabasic #shitlerfanboycringe

dad: my new prostate meds come with a warning dad: apparently, I'm not supposed to breastfeed

got a lot done today! slept at the breakfast table, on my desk, in the tub, AND I'm finally back to my bed again! stay tuned for more exciting reports

RARE GOOD NEWS FROM USA: AREA [CHICKEN] REPORTS DEMOCRACY STILL HAVE PULSE

if i weren't so tried all the time, I'd beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

had to test us couldn't best us

had my little productivity ritual made a pot of tea, reorganized my desk, found a subterranean tunnel system of autonomous squirrels and broke up their illicit drug ring, made a new pot of tea cuz the old one got tepid,

Catch Me If You Can* *For Tax Purposes.

*three witches stirring a cauldron behind Arby's* SWEATER WEATHER, BEEF AND CHEDDAR...

cynical: Flock invades your American city add glitter✨️: printing posters, informing the Meth Heads they have a new target rich in copper and poor in people who mind if you strip that sucker bare

Scream For Tax Purposes!

Mr & Mrs Smith (For Tax Purposes)

Frozen For Tax Purposes

accidental zingers i gave a man when he mocked a famous woman [1/?] "I'm not really into that celebrity gossip stuff, but it's cool to see a guy so openly enjoying it! :D"

how do I know if I'm anxiousing the recommended amount??????

worried I might be going Too Anxious or failing to be Anxious Enough please advise, the internet has given me no clarity

brb gonna go cry over tragic anime queers again

my body is paper machete my inspiration is washi tape my spirit is a Ziploc bag it's always raining but I'm doing my mest

don't ask me what I stand for my knees hurt and I'm too tired

must I be the villain in your story to keep me from being the victim in mine?

I have broken free from the jail of subtext! if you didn't mean to insult me: that's great! if you meant to insult me: only version of this where I take it to heart is if you say it with your chest and stop being a little coward

if marriage means your body = theirs ergo men can't *really* rape their wives... women can't kill *really* kill their husbands, right?

getting called a cockroach by the people tryna kill you is such a hilarious self-own

5. medical problem

"Oh, we've got this," we said, clinking glasses as if the victory was already ours. Fools.

just cuz some can't hear it, doesn't mean I have to feign and fit in with your ignorance.

your dog whistles are too loud for me to engage with.

do you ever feel like a sticker, waiting patiently for your chance, trapped in the pencil case of circumstance?

my stickers really did deserve better

me: writing in my planner, highlighting my goals, picking stickers and stamps to reward my hard work my body: lmao me: my stickers deserved better

getting real tired of being real tired

while I understand wanting evidence before you shun someone that used to mean so much to you, I don't understand shunning alleged victims while they're trying to make the case you're looking for.

Dropship Bogus is my new name for "prank channels". they're all the same generic slop. maybe I should just call them Dropship Bullys

went out to eat last night but my cramps were so bad I couldn't keep it down mum said she enjoyed dinner, even if I only rented mine. #period #sassy #momjokes #cramps #OverThese

so torn rn. Black Lives Matter but, as a Canadian, I can't forget Every Child Matters that's not "aLL LiVeS mAtTeR" nonsense, it's about our First Nations kids, but it sure *sounds* like some "wHaT aBoUt" rhetoric and idk what to put on the back of my wheelchair #BLM #EveryChildMatters #cripplepunk

when my pain is better, you can bet your tuchus imma make some art inspired by these amazing lines you just post outta nowhere ❤️‍🩹💖🩵

censoring the user name is giving [insert most recent shallow, bumper-sticker-like phrase to have stopped you cold and drawn you a scowl] #gatekeeping #showmethegoods #sharewiththeclass

isn't that just a room with one renter? don't be calling things clubs when they ain't clubs

"you're making me feel human" -Craig Westhoff, quoting a thus undiscovered poet of a woman

Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.

The people attacking mosques and the people attacking synagogues are the same people. Solidarity now.

staff at the boiling people alive factory complain of mental toll of boiling people alive

I'm not like other girls 💁‍♀️ I spent the morning rubbing epsom-salts into my thigh and it's the only pain relief that's worked all week✨️

my ick is bullies claiming they've "never bullied anyone" bffr. EVERYONE has said and done cruel things. the difference between character development and a pattern of behaviour is GROWTH. and you can't grow if you can't accept the necessity.

with great pain comes great irresponsibility don't ask me to do a damn thing today #chronicpain #painday #thepainispaining

'Theres no such thing as a little diarrhea' - Shakespeare

why my ass okay with chilies/ cayan/beans but apples make tummy grumble pain cramp?

dad: what is bluesky? me: twitter. but fewer Nazi's dad: fewer? me: it's the internet. it's never zero. dad: so it's Reduced Nazi content for those on a Low Nazi Diet? mum: why wouldn't you just call it Nazi-lite?

is this $83 in Freedom Units or the SI units everyone else on planet Earth uses?

stay vibrant, stay kind, stay unbothered when they act like either of those are a bad thing be someone who'd've made Dolly proud to have inspired you 💖