Mudkip

I like Mudkips https://youtu.be/P5YSu114gK4

Sorry... HARD pass. 🤢 #MayTheFourthBewitchYou

huh. #time_flies ⌛

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH: djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey." Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it." djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret." And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children. #PedoPrez

I can't thank you enough for the massive outpouring of well-wishes on this very special day. 🫶, Mar🐫

Congratulations to @jimmykimmel.com on his triumphant return! Last night he was pitch-perfect. Inspirational, self-reflective, gracious to his haters, championing the 1st Amendment & most importantly: FUNNY. (Shout-out to Robert DeNiro as the mob-boss head of the FCC)😆

Reporter: What’s going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president? Newsom: I hope it’s a wake up call for the president. I’m just following his example. If you have issues with what I’m putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what he’s putting out

Armed Trump administration agents wearing masks just showed up outside of Gavin Newsom’s press conference. This is what rising fascism looks like.

Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

You sure about this, Google?

Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show. Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up, Mar🐫

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

We the people will have the last word. The fight has just begun...

AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

Me watching that Doctor Who finale:

Does anyone else have the new YouTube desktop layout where you have to scroll through a bunch of thumbnails and shorts to get to the comments because I hate it and I very much hope that I am in some kind of A/B test that will end soon.

why doesn't Ariana Grande say "yuh" anymore

Wannabe dictator acting like a dictator.

They grow up so fast! #TheMarvelousMissMillie 👑

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

President Donald Trump issued an executive order instructing the Corporation for Public Broadcasting to halt all funding for PBS and NPR. It would impact those two networks, the roughly 1,500 public media stations nationwide and national programs like the News Hour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=viUa...

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A few days ago, President Trump issued an executive order seeking to block all federal funding to NPR, the latest in a series of threats to media organizations across the country.

We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check. In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.

Happy Record Store Day, everybody. Make sure to shop local.

2800 people turned out in Youngstown Ohio last night for a town hall with Democratic Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. Local GOP congressman Michael Rulli won't do events like this with his constituents, so Democrats are doing so in his district: www.youtube.com/watch?v=krWH...

Great local coverage from WFMJ on Tim Walz's huge event in Republican Congressman Mike Rulli's district in Youngstown Ohio last night: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH6a...

Straight down seems bad

Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin. You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰 #VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍 This is super important.

It has long been clear that this was X’s final destination … as the data generation arm of a slop factory

Elon Musk has sold Twitter/X to his own AI company, xAI.

Jimmy Kimmel has dumped X 11M followers on X @jimmykimmel.com Also his show with 2M followers @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social Probably the most followed person to quit X so far! 👏👏👏

Serebii Update: Pokémon GO has been confirmed to transfer development from Niantic to Scopely as Scopely has acquired the games business of Niantic www.serebii.net

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This video kicks ass: youtu.be/o2jzKo1RqWU?...

sounds like Elon Musk and his brilliant DOGE team are having some trouble finding anything lol

new from me: Elon Musk's X appears to be blocking links to directly contact users on Signal Signal, the encrypted messaging app, has recently become a major tool for government workers looking to blow the whistle on DOGE

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

I love this

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.

I can’t unsee Samuel L. Jackson as Uncle Sam, it’s forever cemented in my mind. He was brilliant.

Me when I found out Trump was rooting for the Chiefs

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

Ketchup On Walls Alert: HIGH

30M users 1B posts 🤝 bluesky milestone achieved this week

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.