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going absolutely apeshitt in my lords wheat fields

8 AM POST: just watched my neighbor throw a real mario powerup in the dumpster 8 PM POST: (IMAGE OF WOLF SMOKING A CIGARETTE) i have to lock in. 8:30 PM POST: what if it was spelled "penice"

need a megadose of the vitamin

I was not “quivering in fear” 😤quivering is how I power up my special attack

yes! yes! yes! it's meeeeeeeeee 👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯

And the winner is @muffinlab.bsky.social Congragulations!!!!!!!!! Thanks for everyone who participated. Ill be doing another giveaway at some point so keep your eyes glued to my page

'The hero of our story' Inktober day twenty-one #Inktober2026 #hero

photographer :: andy rouse

a man can take many forms. ... he could be a sweet pumpkin. or a deadly Rat

can't find the post to quote but the best state flags are alaska, california and arizona easily

this is actually exactly how i envisioned the future

I bring you the menu-beverage that gives brilliance to your ka. (OGC)

local hardware store invents creative new insult: welcome to fall, leaf bags

caught yr man swearing dubious oaths to characters of ill repute in the grove last night

my hatred of opera vindicated once again 💅entertainment for fascists

lol, and furthermore, lmao

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the human being is "double beautiful". of its form and soul. but no person can be double evil . therefore "beautiful" is forever whereas evil is infinitely consumed into the world of zero

Nobody should ever "post" anything. We should all be writing these stupid little sentences on pieces of paper and burning them, or scribbling them on planks of wood and burying them in the earth.

"No, but we're still racist" is the most Alberta result possible

Spectacular paragraph from the "2021 Alberta referendum" Wikipedia article.

damn, so basically what the polls said before we wasted 130 million dollars

As Canada awaits the Alberta separation referendum results, let’s remember how stupid this all is. Huge public money spent on a Russian & American-fuelled separation movement for an awfully-written and badly managed unbinding referendum on whether to hold a binding referendum that would be illegal.

can't even run a referendum on whether or not to have a referendum in this godforsaken province

Nothing new about this. Of course men want the one chore that is creatively fulfilling and gets compliments. Call me when it’s scrubbing toilets. slate.com/life/2026/10...

it's crazy how accurate the canadian stereotypes are in the giant squid show - like that is exactly what a montreal boy is like, and the newfie albertan oil rigger is spot on as well

vote for me, 😌

get back in the well you bastard, and start using that lotion

*looking at my gmc canyon* what about a gmc muskeg? why not a toyota cirque or nissan badlands

too much alberta in the news, don't really like it when things happen here, it's never great

when i begin my 100 year reign as world prime minister i will enact a 'no comrade left in samsara' program. this of course will be funded by a holy war

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gratitude not attitude 😌

nice attack, unfortunately i've coated myself in a powerful defensive balm