My Linux Rig

u should def dm me about ai. def do it, i will buy all ur tokens, i will buy them all, idc if theyre worthless, all i care about is how hot the girl on ur profile is

actually you could say the titanic did turn around overnight it turned around from floating to sinking all in one night

oi mate, ya got a loicense fer dat app?? www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

tired: asking users to enable tracking wired: threatening them if they don't

*creates model with the version number 9000* well well well, look who's the new king

2 months later: no admission of wrong doing, polymarket plans to implement age verification which they will share with the state of new york

man even bubba's being hit hard by this economy

"what if people just ate corn. we grow huge amounts of it. has anyone ever thought of this?"

about that post: i was hacked. also about that vote for trump: also hacked.

Magic trick

man these deltarune theorists are wildin

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Refelecting Pool.

frankly i think its time to introduce pokemon abominations. let a pidgey mate with a ratata and produce some shitty amalgamation of rat and bird

liberal's plan for fixing the us voting system: dont just get out the vote, force out the vote!!

my kid bringing me a failing report card: "who cares about grades? it's one of a million opinions and theories that frankly im sick of hearing about"

reading boris johnson's nhs file: "my god... his diabetes is off the charts" www.digitalhealth.net/2026/05/pala...

thanks rfk jr. btw the reason i didnt have kids is cause i couldnt afford it and the only living space i could afford is too small for a baby

AI Taco Bell drive thru robot sees your fat ass approaching, changes all the menu items to meatless salads and insulin injections

who the fuck thinks of HOAs as a good thing??

*SECRET SERVICE SAYS ALLEGED SHOOTER IS IN CUSTODY AND WAS A MEMBER OF HAMAS: POOL REPORT

LISTEN UP LADIES

i'm going to name these photos "ghoul vs ghoul"

u know, its funny how the dems can't fucking do anything when it comes to helping people out, but boy they sure can move on shit like this! lustra.news/en/us-congre...

just adding this on to the pile of evidence marked "a dem admin would have invaded iran too"

me when im at the world economic forum

"ALRIGHT ITS NUCLEAR FAMILY MONTH!! how many of you have nuclear families? ... wow thats not a lot of hands raised..."

Avatar 6: The military robot suit wearing guy comes back to kill all the BS woke aliens so they can finally build the first space Trump tower.

hmmm who should i trust on the grounds of catholic theology? a secular politician who recently converted, or a bishop who has studied it his entire life and is now recognized by his peers as being the foremost expert on it a real head scratcher there

wow, the dems are actually doing something! and its... to put age verification in os's. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

HELL YEA IM ORDERING ALL THOSE CHICKEN NUGGIES

washington post continuing the proud tradition of opinion articles being dumb as fuck

when did the pope have to be strong on crime and foreign policy

dont give away the dems future election plans

man these epstein distractions are starting to get weird

this is the first funny shit from newsom i've seen yet. yea i think i will tell people who complain about california online that they have california derangement syndrome

me, an idiotic american suburban woman: "still not crispy!! i better figure this out, or i will definitely deserve the beating my husband will give me."