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Maybe that’s why he’s saving raccoon penises. Some kind of mad “scientist” kinda stuff.

Did Trump wake up when he heard the word "sperm"?

I mean I would assume a full grown man would produce more than a teenager...also why the fuck is RFK Jr. so obsessed with teen boys? Oh wait I think we all know why.

In 1970 there were twice less asshole and dumbass (like RFK)..... they would be ran out of town and would hide in caves..... but now they feel empowered to be on front stage spewing bullshit,conspiracies and lies.

Inconveinient science, administration heresy!

Of course he's lying. Sheesh.

Getting some Dr. Strangelove vibes...

Uncle Rico “throw a football over them mountain” vibes, talkin that in front of all those nicely-dressed women

Most definitely.

Look at these women staring at him with joy in their eyes as he talks about sperm counts of young boys

Just making 💩up.

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Says thee guy who's brain is full of worm sperm after it f**ked his brain for years.

And he should know

And RFK Jr. knows this because... ??? He saw it in a Facebook thread.

How do you sleep through that voice?

And he knows this how? If everyday there were a new "Creepiest Man Alive" contest, each day he would win.

this obsession is troubling

They're not talking about him, so he doesn't give a sh*t about anything being said (especially since women don't matter AT all). They're all trained to wake Grandpa up when they're ready to praise him for some made-up bs. I'm so tired of this

Man, he is so checked out ...

It’s the party of perv’s.

So that's what he was doing with all those dead animals!

You never gave a semen sample… that you know of. Socks don’t really go missing in the laundry. They are stolen! For profit! Phase 1: Collect one soiled sock from teenager’s dirty laundry. Phase 2: Leave one sock behind to prevent scrutiny. (Who takes just one sock?) Phase 3: Profit!

Sorry, not giving up ice cream, but I do want Sleepy and the rest of the dwarfs to stop the nonsense

He was in rim sleep 😂

Out cold

Drifting back and forth across the median line.

All that hot talk about teenage spooge kept him present,

In fairness he did the taste test

And "Dr." Oz had exactly the same facial expression as Trump, just a little more awake.

with his obvious stroke face

It's called dementia. He's awake all night.

The word sperms woke him up. He was afraid he was missing porn.

Power blinking

Dude can never stay awake.

Funny you mention ice cream because fun fact: Back in the 60’s the US government saw ice cream sales climb up in Summer alongside cancer cases- So concluded ice cream causes cancer and tried to ban it before it was easily disproven. And now it feels like we deal with that idiocy every day! 🙃

Make what stop? Reality?

I was hot, and I was hungry! Okay?

Tempting but I love ice-cream! Does frozen yogurt count? 🤔

lol

That's too high a price to pay. I'm prepared to give up eating roadkill. Yes, including raccoons.

Clown show

Which means it's 35 years old and shouldn't apply.

Even the discussion of sperm isn't enough to keep "the father of fertility" interested and awake.

Between this and the injecting of stuff into their scrotum to increase their size to small cantaloupes ... it might have some bearing on it.

🤣

Men vs teenage boys & girls?

That is so creepy!

…Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, every sperm is needed in your neighborhood.

🤣🤣🤣

Best post of the day! LOL!

"...sperm count..."

Need more sperm, in another cut birthrates down in girls down to 15.. priorities

Meanwhile, sleepy Don....

Hmmm 🤔, almost seems like there’s something in the air, or the water, or the food we eat. I think some more deregulation should do the trick 🤨

Meanwhile Trump is sleeping live on TV.

I wouldn’t trust anything he says.

These fucking #idiots have to be shut down!! “We the people” must #NeuterRepublicans in November!!!

But what was the raccoon sperm count.

It's because of pollution like trumps shithole EPA is trying to bring back

Men do have this problem. Jr blames vaccines.

He is missing his good friend Epstein

It’s because the weirdo has been looking at his own seamen under a microscope for decades. 🤦🏽‍♀️😜🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂

in the 1970's an asshole like RFK Jr. would've been in a rubber room....

the same genius that snorts cocaine off toilet seats, eats raccoon dicks and swims in sewage outfalls....

Competent environmental scientists keep track of sperm counts. It's a canary in the coal mine type of thing. Competent environmental scientists figured out that DDT affected bald eagle reproduction by weakening egg shells.

This comes from a guy who gave road head to a raccoon in front of his kids

Exactly my point. RFK Jr. is a lying POS.

I have 3 sons. That has definitely not been checked. 🤦🏼‍♀️

those few reasons being, juvenile diabetes, acne medications, and PEDs

Speed counts!?

Besides ask any woman with the unplanned pregnancy it only takes one swimmer to F up their life.

Weird bizarre bat

so was RobKenJr counting sperms in 1970? and if so, was it by touch or by taste?

Oh for Gawds sake. He’s using himself as the only test subject. In 1970 RFK Jr was 16 yrs old. I’m fairly certain that 72 yr old men across the world 🌎 could guess that scientific deduction. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️FK 🤷🏽‍♀️😜

Just friggin' bizarre.

Thanks for the reminder. youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk?...

Lol. That was the first image in my head when I read the post

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Come on Kennedy clan do something about your crazy cousin

Somebody needs to give Brooke Rollins so clothes that fit. Or a mirror, at the very least.

It’s a little known fact that teenagers in 1970 had four balls. Nuclear testing.

How does he know? Who's asking teenaged boys to wank into jars? And why aren't they in gaol?

He needs to find new hobbies to obsess about --and a new job while he's at it. No business being in a health leadership position. He was a heroin addict for 14 years, he said. I'm sure that didn't muddle his worm brain at all.

RFK Jr. doesn’t bother with science, he only peddles asinine conspiracy theories that make him money.

Yep, spreading pestilence and misery in their wake.

Can't we just assume he's wrong or do we have to read a dozen peer reviewed papers every time he opens his mouth?

Love it So So Much Women are warriors

sperm is cheap eggs are expensive

Thank you!! I was asking for this!!

He would know first hand wouldn’t he?

And we know this how, exactly?

Sure Jan…

In 2026, RFKJr has half the brain cell count as anyone who didn't do heroin for a couple of decades.

Sounds like he had his hands full back then?

Had he checked? I think he was measuring raccoon sperm...

You can always tell when orange turd os about to doze off as his mouth gets more droopy particularly to the right side

He is nuts! He needs to have something done about that worm in his brain!

FFS STFU “Bobby”

I have no respect for all the people not immediately leaving the room there.

Look at all the trad cows batting their eyelashes and worshipping this fool.

It’s true about sperm decrease. Look it up. Caused by bad environmental chemistry - estrogen mimicking hormones in plastic.