Ludovico Brimstone

when someone asks what my favorite souls game is and I can't say Demon's Souls

Well, this blows. My agent says that Wicker movie has made my script about making a wife out of Babybel wax wrappers “unsellable” and “stupid”

good morning

bitch shut the fuck up before I come over there and kiss you on the lips so tenderly it changes your heart forever

When Palestinians opted for "peaceful resistance" the Israelis sniped the legs off their youngest children.

EXP > XP

Rocket Lawn Chair!

"Omg you just unlocked a memory for me" Shut up you're just remembering something

on bluesky if you can infuriate someone so much they misgender you that's a big W

it's so funny how ichiban and don draper have the same backstory

My hot take is we actually don't need games journalism because it serves no useful purpose and our lives would be fine if it just went away. I can form my own opinions about videogames thanks. Also it was never journalism it's hobbyist press.

Today it's so important to remember Dan Olson and Jacob Geller are two completely different guys

Yeah I played Handjob Pirate on season 1 of Black Sails

hey baby why don't you come over and give me some of that

Quit drinking coffee. Now there is no point at which you may talk to me.

To all the bald white men with glasses and a beard how about getting a personality instead

I think this is the funniest joke ever youtu.be/wwB3tcs1L8A?...

*sneeze* Sorry I'm just allergic to bullshit

I hope Ulillillia is having a nice day today

Some people post on here and forget it's public and not their diary. Dumb fucks lol

not that anything matters anymore but the province is named after the lake

I'm the Jamaican Gweilo

It’s so funny that people genuinely believe that AEW is a leftist wrestling company, there are zero leftist wrestling companies, they are carnies

people love to talk about ferengi exhibiting jewish stereotypes but nobody talks about cardassians exhibiting zionist stereotypes which is the real tea sis

what if u were trying to sleep but the giant Amygdala that clings to ur building wouldn't stop shooting lasers at blood-drunk hunters in the streets

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I was using Josh Sawyer's mods on Nexus before I knew he was a developer on the game true story

I hope Ulillillia is having a nice day today

if you have a septum piercing and you've never sucked a dick you're stealing valor

I've wasted my life. Well, what else was I going to do with it?

if you ever start thinking japanese people are just like the rest of us remember kancho

please clap

when someone talks about a character with flaws and deep-seated issues and whether or not they're "redeemable" or "worth saving"

Of all the dead celebrities taken too soon I wish we could have her back she had so much potential and so much talent

british people are the japanese people of white people