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voting for democrats just in case they decide to stop hating me some day

i've been playing tf2 for the first time in half a decade (got my gf into it too), and i accidentally set a personal lifetime record in a match tonight I wish so badly i had a killstreaker on my weapon because it would've been godlike

i made 14 burritos today and put 9 away (i am feeding 3 people i did not eat 5 burritos). does this make me a meal prepper.

me and gf

Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next

me: "today is columbus day i think" gf: "who is that?" me: "uhhhh some rapist." gf: "do all of them get a day??"

This shitty automatic chapter update on YouTube has been bad, but it does make it funny when it has to try and make sense of a YTP

amazon has clocked me

i voted for this loser

yknow it's occurred to me that for the past week or two whenever i browse social media i see a lot of signal screenshots and like no discord screenshots

#ralsei #deltarune

being irresponsible is fun

Wow! If you look closely, you'll notice they've kept and updated the original Mario easter egg in the Ocarina of Time remake

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BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.

i've been working on a second living dex and it's complete through gen 5 now

wow i'm like actually a woman huh

mfw i'm an american child

people just post full-length in-theaters movies on twitter and they stay up for like 5 hours that site is beyond broken

minecraft drop moment

a girl with a penis is like an angel with wings. a girl with a pussy is also like an angel but with different wings

that's missesconduct to you

i love how right wingers are the most sadistic people on earth until they start to experience the systemic sadism of prison

deltarune chapter 5 is so explicitly trans it's kinda unbelievable

the feminine urge to eat taco bell vs the overwhelming dread of getting the diarrhea parasite

seems like youtube is undergoing chaos, chaos

data visualization is my passion.

saying this at the start of the agricultural revolution and setting humanity back 5000 years

it's crazy how many americans genuinely believe these things are impossible pipe dreams