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Haunted machinery enthusiast https://neutral.zone/ (duh) https://unpingable.github.io https://github.com/unpingable https://labelwatch.neutral.zone/ https://weatherwatch.neutral.zone/ Professional wet blanket. An acquired taste. ⚠️ WELTSCHMERZ

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ⓘ This content can’t be shown We take extra care with some cybersecurity requests. If you’re doing authorized security work, apply for Daybreak to get broader access. I swear if I see this message ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

Man I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Halloween candy selection this expensive and also this sad

We need more freedom. But like, not just the obvious political mailer kinds, but the freedom to be bored. To be inaccessible. To discover something without being recommended it. To make an ass of yourself before an audience of four people, rather than four million. That kind of freedom.

Seems like the industry is discovering that even when the future is unlimited, the capital budget isn't

The problem isn't that nobody can take a joke anymore, but that too many people can't leave a joke anymore.

I may complain about the discourse and social dynamics of this place in its current era, but man, it’s still objectively more grotesque over there even if it’s also incredibly absurd.

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Partly because the MU*s I was involved in were far more social than gaming/RP. Those databases aren't just world data; they're other people's writing, relationships, and history. There's the little ethical problem of resurrecting all that into some kind of zombie bastardization.

Software archaeology is considerably less romantic when the ruins may contain your own teenage dialogue.

I was never a MU* developer, but I was an admin on a few, and I still own tinymush.com (don't ask me why, I'm not sure myself). I've toyed with the idea of modernizing something and digging out one of my old DB backups, but never quite got around to it.

Thinking about the important things in life, like wondering about exactly how many times Megatron bitchslapped Starscream

Bluesky is great because you end up trying to consider how to navigate something someone interesting said that was inflammatory, but your choices are either to get blocked by performing an excellent shitpost quote, or blocked and have your reply hidden by responding with a legitimate question.

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The question, had I asked, would be why is eliminating those opportunities preferable to expanding access to them? But this is bluesky, so fuck you.

I suppose had I actually done it and received the block, it would at least have been earned this time, unlike the other which was just a preemptively threat classification by a third-party reputation system. I love this platform, it's got so much to recommend it.

Bluesky is great because you end up trying to consider how to navigate something someone interesting said that was inflammatory, but your choices are either to get blocked by performing an excellent shitpost quote, or blocked and have your reply hidden by responding with a legitimate question.

Making models cheaper doesn't magically eliminate those dependencies; prosecuting cybercrime doesn't substantially change that asymmetry.

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There's a missing step between identifying a foreseeable consequence and accepting responsibility for your contribution to it.

The distinction between Cassandra warning about the Trojan horse and Cassandra running a successful Trojan horse distribution business is that the latter probably has some explaining to do.

Making models cheaper doesn't magically eliminate those dependencies; prosecuting cybercrime doesn't substantially change that asymmetry.

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Who gets the capabilities first? Who absorbs the transition costs? Who decides what safeguards are adequate? Who bears responsibility when the forecasts are wrong? Those are all governance questions, not technological inevitabilities.

"We tried to warn the world" sounds less like an account of responsible decision-making and more like a declaration that responsibility has been transferred to everybody else. Which, I mean, many such cases. But still.

Making models cheaper doesn't magically eliminate those dependencies; prosecuting cybercrime doesn't substantially change that asymmetry.

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There's an enormous difference between accepting that a technology has unavoidable risks and accepting that the particular distribution of those risks is unavoidable.

Offensive capability scales computationally. Defensive capability must also scale institutionally.

Welp, someone reset the board, it’s has been 0 days since I’ve used the word epistemological here

I think it’s really neat and good that Poe's law has become a production technique: simply generate something that simultaneously makes one group nod solemnly and another group scream WHAT THE FUCK IS SNOOPY DOING AT A MILITARY FUNERAL? and laugh as both groups hit Share.

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Satire and sincerity have become economically interchangeable to the devaluation of both. Poe's law was basically an epistemological problem. The engagement economy, such as it is, turned it into an arbitrage opportunity like a memelord McRib.

There is a dashboard. It is green. It tells us everything, and it tells us nothing. Behind it, there is shadow. The shadow does not file issues. It does not generate commits. It maintains. It reviews. It says no. It is the mētis, and it is invisible.

The computer is someone else's cloud, and the internet is also the internet, even when it's in the internet. Except when it's outside the internet, then it's internet 2.

The security patch was ready in eleven minutes. The approval process took eleven days. Was the real vulnerability sitting in C-suite? When mechanisms for managing risk became mechanisms for creating it, next Sick Sad World