Nicholas Naioti

You do not, under any circumstances, have to lay Lindsey Buckingham in the tall grass and let him do “his stuff”

the median midwestern voter loves two things: electing republicans and thwarting republican policy goals via ballot referendum

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My toxic trait is that I don’t want to hear any non-human mammals in music! Do not put cow sounds in your music people!

I am a great guy who stands in a line. If you’re in a line, you want to be behind me!

I put grape jelly and anchovies on an English muffin and it did not taste good

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