The Twink™️

*moments before drunk girls broke my ears* 😡

Team Michigan in the club 😭

Saw two daddies fucking at planet fitness, so that’s fun

Good morning from your least favorite twink’s least favorite twink

But I don’t wanna cook the groceries I just boughtttt

Never in my 25 years did I expect to watch a movie involving Anne Hathaway and dinosaur fucking

Need to get over shyness irl and be a slut

Watching avatar seven havens tonight

Quick does someone wanna trade autoimmune systems?

Two leather daddies walked into the coffee shop and every gay guy started meowing

Round two yall! Good vibes only today!

So everyone’s a sexy clown now and I’m not complaining

Woke up and walked all the way to work in the rain just for my boss to tell me I can take the day off

“Twinks are not interchangeable…That’s not true.”

Potbelly could save me rn

Highkey reallllly miss having a red light in our bathroom

For Your Consideration… Vote for me for Best Emotional Support Twink at the 2026 Gaggys! Everyone needs a lil twig to hold at night 😘

Who wants to kiss at Goldiloxx tonight 😘🤤

For Your Consideration… Vote for me for Best Emotional Support Twink at the 2026 Gaggys! Everyone needs a lil twig to hold at night 😘

Welp. That didn’t work

Manifesting great health and great news today ✨🤞🏻

My campaign for Emotional Support Twink starts TODAY

Martha Stewart shares new photo: “I’ve been thinking about releasing my nudes.”

So sick of health problems😞🔫

Wtf even is Young Sheldon

Made him goon at loaves + witches

Idk about a full on karaoke machine at hollywood beach

Show bush

Thought everyone was just joking when they said your body starts falling apart at 25

[Exit Queen.]

NOOOOOO DOLLY NOO

Help! What do I wear to Fire Haus tonight? 👀🔥

If you got a boat, I got a throat 🙂‍↕️

Someone needs to drive my ass to Olive Garden

I hate twinks

Hear me out

Justice for Sami Landri

Back to back to back interviews has me feeling ran through