Nicky

I have a sinus infection and I'm too cranky to be participating in meetings in a professional manner

"trump raped more people than expected" lacks the eye-grabby novelty and sociological depth of "in red state diner trump supporter supports trump" or "president's behavior presidential"

it's always hard to close the books on a good hair day

I can name like five sabres who I'm not even sure played in this game tonight

the sabres didn't want to look stupid in front of Alex Tuch

I love when I remember about the story garage at a time when it's open

I took PTO tomorrow so I can haul rocks all over my yard

benson clearly trying to reopen an old wound

the sabres are whipping ass but it doesn't matter

speaking of enduring pain tho

Kathy's lunch lady commercial is one of the least painful political ads I've been forced to endure this election season

trying to figure out what's going on by googling the number 4

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

working on an ancient application means spending 95% of your time researching people's questions about why the old broken thing is old and broken.

a few weeks ago a juvenile cardinal started showing up at our feeder with his mom and dad and now he's eating there all on his own 😭 I'm so proud of him

fall sunlight is blinding and gorgeous

it must suck to feel the need to be a wet blanket about Josh Allen being insanely fun to watch

Joe Brady is going to keep wearing the horrible shirt until they lose

aw buddy that was real bad

that was so stupid lollll

you can't be an asshole *and* bad at your job

Josh's short passes are looking sharper today

one thing I love to do is assign myself physically demanding outdoor tasks that must be finished in the diminishing amounts of daylight before winter comes

tomatoes are so stupid I swear

looks like today's the day to poison the knotweed

laugh all you want but Elon's flying car would have saved me in all those nightmares I've had about driving off the skyway

I hate the radish man

my favorite sad Victorian child has become a sad Victorian MAN

the people who call into sports radio shows are just fundamentally baffling to me

do you ever just think about the fact that you can have cats living with you in your house?

ohhhh I was wondering