No Cap(italism)

Elon, it's either false or a leak so both can't be true. You can't leak lies.

Wait, I just figured it out. Musk isn't a government employee because his purse is Trump's to use for bribes and "donations" so really this is actually even more illegal.

You only score "political points" by doing what your constituency wants so are they admitting nobody wants what they're doing?!

@krassenstein.bsky.social or @mcuban.bsky.social if you like this idea feel free to get some eyes on it! I'm not spending on Mondays AND Tuesdays so let's see what happens

News outlets should be talking about how many people tuned in when saying "76% of viewers approved of Trump's messaging" because something tells me it was probably not very watched. And now headlines are saying "76% of Americans approved" because that somehow makes sense to them. Garbage ass media.

This trailer for Pokemon champions looks like AI slop 🤢

Shopping online is near impossible these days. Tell me why I'm sitting through pages of completely different shelving when I put the actual dimensions and materials in... I should not be seeing zero relevant results on such a specific query.

He who saves his country violates no laws.

@fetterman.senate.gov is the worst kind of scum bag

IF I PUT A SPECIFIC QUERY INTO A SEARCH I EXPECT IT TO BE THE TOP RESULT OR AT LEAST VISIBLE AND NOT SEVEN COMPETITORS INSTEAD OF THE DIRECT AND EXACT THING I'M ASKING FOR.

Just installed a bunch of third party apps to get Google out of my life

The reason Democrats aren't doing "enough" is because they want these changes as well but now they're blameless. Rich is rich, they don't care about anything but money.

"this didn't land yesterday and we got ripped on, so say it again louder so people laugh. Please laugh." Corporate America is so dumb.

If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.

I work/have worked directly with Chinese companies and nothing says "American exceptionalism" like watching a bunch of white guys get worked up over the Chinese New Year break.

Google has support@google.com listed on their website but my email calling them out as complete twats immediately bounced so use this thread to feed me every Google email address you can find and I'll mail out my diatribe to every one of them

Hey big brands: don't waste money on a zip top for your bag unless you're going to use one that works. I HATE these shitty bags. Looking at you, currently, Morningstar farms

I'd argue Israel is the one that put the pause on the exchange because they're fucking shitheels trying to make things worse and worse.

They know we'll eventually let THEM eat cake, right?

"hey we've done everything we can to starve you and cut off any aid whatsoever but our hostages you returned sure don't look like they got the best living conditions and I'd like a full explanation before we continue treating you like animals and destroying your land"

I've been using wired headphones lately because I own them already and can't find wireless ones. Funny, these haven't been popular since Android assistant was being launched so now Gemini and Assistant fight over who will show me the new user wizard and deactivates the other 😮‍💨

BREAKING: KRISTI NOEM REFUSES TO RULE OUT DETAINING WOMEN, CHILDREN AT GUANTANAMO BAY AS PART OF DEPORTATION SWEEP — MEET THE PRESS

If it were legal to fire you, they wouldn't put so much effort into getting you to resign voluntarily.

I just realized they'll be spending federal money on replacement signs that say gulf of America I hope they keep the old ones so we can put them back up after we defeat fascism

@johnfetterman.com - how does it feel to know that everyone thinks you're a self obsessed turd and every band you've listened to now knows you're "the man" they were opposed to? Chump ass class-traitor. Lied to get what you wanted and disassembled democracy anyway.

I'd still like to know

Stop sharing "what to look out for at the start of..." Cuz bitch, we're decades in.

It says something about your "values" if you shed your dei plans the second it looks like you're "allowed" to - nothing but performative bullshit. We have eyes! Don't forget who drops their support for marginalized folks and remember to hit them in the wallet, since that's all they understand.

If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.

Not surprised after the pride bullshit but here are some numbers to call and let yourself be heard

I realized my profile picture was essentially "the egg" from the other place so here is an old robot

What, uh, what does the Tesla board think of the Nazi salute?

Everyone always said I was overreacting about the tea party and now we have literal Nazi salutes happening. "I told you so" is supposed to feel nice, this one doesn't.

Indoors or outdoors he's still a fucking fascist. What a democrat thing to latch onto and complain about.

Indoors or outdoors he's still a fucking fascist. What a democrat thing to latch onto and complain about.

Did you know: if you pay for insurance you're already "paying for someone else's healthcare"? Except you're paying a for profit company that doesn't want to pay out so they can give the board huge bonuses instead of... Caring for people

I have never felt less represented by my government, I do not feel safe, and I feel helpless as I watch all of these corporations go full fascist support... The government currently represents the opposite of my values in almost every way conceivable and they are happy about it.

The number of times I start a gardening YouTube video and have to stop and delete it from my watch history because it veers into alt right weirdo shit is absurdly high 😮‍💨 Just show me how to build the fucking rain barrel.

When a man looks like this and says "you can't trust nothing these days" about something simple... You just know to ignore everything they say. Or give them a podcast in the front seat of a pickup truck.

If he pardons these fuckers it's only a matter of time before they do something worse because they will feel INVINCIBLE. Woof... Incoming civil war after all