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Noah Stephens-Davidowitz
Noah Stephens-Davidowitz
@noahsd.bsky.social
Nerd, computer scientist (http://noahsd.com), Cornell CS prof. I spend a lot of time thinking about lattices and sometimes other things.
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I know other things are going on right now, but also I'm super excited about this paper with Divesh Aggarwal and Aditya Morolia (an excellent PhD student at NUS). eprint.iacr.org/2026/2388
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Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
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Every year we write about the exciting developments in post-quantum signatures. Last year didn't disappoint. But it's too late. As ekr wrote in 2024 "You go to war with the algorithms you have, not the ones you wish you had." ML-DSA will have to do for now. blog.cloudflare.com/ml-dsa-will-...
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10 years ago today: my blog post on AlphaGo and Artificial Intelligence, which I wrote in grad school: hdbennett.wordpress.com/2016/03/18/a....
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Today arXiv remembers our colleague Joe Halpern, who was instrumental in founding arXiv's CS section. Joe's passions ranged far & wide and we're lucky that arXiv was one of them. Joe, thank you for giving so much to arXiv - you are missed. blog.arxiv.org/2026/02/27/remembering-joe-halpern
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I wrote a short expository note about a beautiful result of Carmosino, Gao, Impagliazzo, Mihajlin, Paturi, and Schneider for certifying NO instances of 3-SUM in roughly n^{3/2} time, beating the fastest known, roughly n^2-time deterministic algorithm: home.cs.colorado.edu/~hbennett/no.... 1/
I wrote up a little blog post proposing a slightly different way to write asymptotic notation. www.solipsistslog.com/a-simple-and... In short, I think asymptotic notation should usually be written with an INequality. E.g., f(n) <= O(n^2), f(n) < o(log n), f(n) > 2^{-o(n)}, f(n) >= n^{-O(1)}, etc.
I wrote up a little blog post proposing a slightly different way to write asymptotic notation. www.solipsistslog.com/a-simple-and... In short, I think asymptotic notation should usually be written with an INequality. E.g., f(n) <= O(n^2), f(n) < o(log n), f(n) > 2^{-o(n)}, f(n) >= n^{-O(1)}, etc.
I wrote up a little blog post proposing a slightly different way to write asymptotic notation. www.solipsistslog.com/a-simple-and... In short, I think asymptotic notation should usually be written with an INequality. E.g., f(n) <= O(n^2), f(n) < o(log n), f(n) > 2^{-o(n)}, f(n) >= n^{-O(1)}, etc.
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New paper with Surendra Ghentiyala (my wonderful PhD student) and Zeyong Li (a PhD student at NUS) eccc.weizmann.ac.il/report/2025/... . I'm super excited about this paper!
New paper with Surendra Ghentiyala (my wonderful PhD student) and Zeyong Li (a PhD student at NUS) eccc.weizmann.ac.il/report/2025/... . I'm super excited about this paper!
A key subtlety here is the distinction between search and decision. As a trippy example, there exist search problems A such that (1) every *decision* problem that reduces to A is efficiently solvable; but (2) A itself is not efficiently solvable. (It's a fun exercise to come up with such a problem.)
New paper with Surendra Ghentiyala (my wonderful PhD student) and Zeyong Li (a PhD student at NUS) eccc.weizmann.ac.il/report/2025/... . I'm super excited about this paper!
New paper with Surendra Ghentiyala (my wonderful PhD student) and Zeyong Li (a PhD student at NUS) eccc.weizmann.ac.il/report/2025/... . I'm super excited about this paper!
New paper with Surendra Ghentiyala (my wonderful PhD student) and Zeyong Li (a PhD student at NUS) eccc.weizmann.ac.il/report/2025/... . I'm super excited about this paper!
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Kimbrel's receipt of this honor is well-deserved! To celebrate, I'll discuss the matrix multiplication verification problem and his improvement with R.K. Sinha [KS93] to Freivalds' algorithm [Fre79]. More improvements are ongoing work, joint with @huckbennett.bsky.social and @noahsd.bsky.social!
Tracy Kimbrel, former National Science Foundation program director extraordinaire, will receive the 2025 ACM SIGACT Distinguished Service Award. He spearheaded programs such as TRIPODS (foundations of data science) and AitF (Algorithms in the Field). 1/2
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Replying to @tcsplus.bsky.social
The recording of this week's talk, by Palak Jain (@thepalakjain.bsky.social), is now available online as well along with the slides: "Enforcing Demographic Coherence: A Harms-Aware Framework for Reasoning about Private Data Release" www.tcsplus.org/welcome/past...
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I had to upload the clip here because it's frankly insane. Possibly the most insane trump clip yet. His brain is pudding
TRUMP: He had MS-13 on his knuckles, tattooed! MORAN: That was photoshopped TRUMP: Terry, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. I picked you. But you're not being very nice. (Can't post the clip here because of @bsky.app's daily video limit but the text tells you what you need to know)
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