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The Linsey O Graham Sanctions Bill is about as much use as the Budapest Memorandum. “Assurances” rather than the more binding “Guarantees” Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦

[client I need a nice big bowl [potter] how big? [client] oh, about a foot

Jensen is well Huang, and all the guys are NVidious.

Terrible things are happening throughout the world. America: Sportsball!

I`m not panicking.

Astronomical autumnal equinox happening in 29 . . . 28 . . . 27

UPDATE: NASHVILLE Airport will officially be renamed after Dolly Parton 🎉 ✈️ ew.com/nashville-ai...

The tarantulas have been very quiet today.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Incredibly well-made video. Nail-biting, fascinating, horrifying, overwhelming. I am so glad you are posting here Caolan. Thank you!

Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Some small cars drove through a sewer pipe. (long before The Boring Company)

It appears that the Bluesky Firehose is sending a websocket ping frame immediately followed by a corrupt CBOR/CAR segment. This started a couple of weeks ago and happens quite frequently at the moment. Does anyone know why this is happening? #firehose #ping

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THIS! This is the America I know and love. This is why I moved here 🥹

Eine kleina nachtmusik

If you love diesel powered two stroke engines, spare a thought for the Rootes Knocker . . .

“Verify your age” I had to unlearn pounds, shillings and pence.

Three word horror story: Open other end.

One of my old favourites . . .

If you’re interested in the architecture of the Obama Presidential Center, here’s an interesting video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=⋯

I am often asked “What, if push came to shove, is your favourite stile you have ever climbed over on a walk in the countryside?” and it’s always an easy question to answer, since there can only ever be one winner.

The upcoming G7 Summit in Évian-les-Bains, Haute-Savoie, France on Monday June 15th could prove to be quite interesting. If you know what I mean. Will Donald arrive on time for the start?

Read this thread if you need hope to continue the fight against Trump / MAGA fascism. Good for these judges!

Style guide: don’t use contractions. Me: wtf??

How about that time I fell off the sofa, because I was drunk. And you, my wife, came over and gently pushed me with your crutches (since you had been badly injured in a car crash)

Have you ever had goose bumps? By Capt. Sullenberger.

The reason I toss and turn so much at night is because of the spiders. I never see them in the morning, but I know they were there.

It is strange how when you go the loo and it is a bit dark but smells of Spam but not Häargen-Daz chocolate ice cream. Mr Kennedy needs to start a scientific study.

I go to bed thinking that I may never wake up. Somehow, it never works out. (no emoji)

3am: the car with a thousand doors, and a glitchy alarm 🙄

Adjectives, verbs and nouns are so much fun! ♪ One man went to mow a meadow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his bloody great big black greyhound dog, called Spot went to mow a meadow ♬

The anthem of Kyiv by the embassies of the UK, Germany, and France in Kyiv. Thank you, friends! Thank you for standing by our side during the sleepless and scary nights, for your tireless work and your love for our Kyiv. 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇫🇷🇺🇦

That sound, of a quadruped, like a burden of beast, so monotonous.