lois

finding someone is so hard. hard enough that i put a $5,000 bounty. normal-people.com/bf

‼️⚠️ IMPORTANT: ALWAYS TRAIN YOUR FRIENDS BEFORE THEY DESTROY YOUR CAR @nicklucas.dev @elsakaan.dev

real life imperfection is digital perfection

when users tried to prescribe the bad implementation someone else did and told you you should do the same and i start to gaslighting myself

Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️

i thought i am in some deep trench and not sure if it was utf-8 fault or node.js fault or http fault but just a quick sync with who was fixing my code i think i can sleep well tonight

it me

TFW us and @bsky.app are portfolio companies but different cohort…

New blog post, with my personal take on our launch of Amazon Aurora DSQL: brooker.co.za/blog/2024/12...

I'm going to speak about @trpc.io at Coruña this month :) www.eventbrite.es/e/entradas-s...

Yours was great too! “Maybe there are about 5 people in this room understand your pain but for those who does we care” 🫶🏻

God I need a three weeks holiday doing nothing but sleep - train - eat - sleep

“Frequent disappearing” and “star gazing” are pretty accurate 😹 blueskyroast.com/roast/normal...

Thank you @cityjsconf.bsky.social 🙏 Great timing since we shipped the world’s first component based versioning system for React Native - That was dope!

想说却还没说的 还很多 攒着是因为想写成歌 让人轻轻地唱着 淡淡地记着 就算终于忘了 也值了 说不定我一生涓滴意念 侥幸汇成河 然后我俩各自一端 望着大河弯弯 终于敢放胆 嘻皮笑脸 面对 人生的难

I look at how this man eats boy this man is my friend without talking @aiight.bet

On the plus side: I found people asking “why” relentlessly adorable

how atproto works

How would this help to mitigate the risk of “preventing agent accessing internet” 🤦🏻‍♀️

My relationship with warp is ended.

Hi Matt 👋 I learnt a lot from you by listening - thank you 🙏🏻

POV when you work on React Native but can’t set warp your default terminal

Can confirm @mrousavy.com is pretty hot

Some karting with @samuel.beesky.social @danabra.mov @ahmedx.bsky.social @loisz.bsky.social “Nick Lucas dominance may bore racing fans” 😇

So I finally got out of my room. And I met @danabra.mov

I don’t know what to say

Lois and superman

As a frog, I bring my own

Invited my friend @emblems.bsky.social on here and he said it is too quiet 🤫

👀 roadmap

Huawei HQ

did a c compiler write this

Everyone be like: weather in South China is so nice. Me: Too hot. UK is better.

Grandma's American coffee???

Lighthouse, Lighthouse CI, Speedcurve, New Relic(this could be anything that captures RUM data), the CrUX DB from Google, and Page speed Insights

Fun times hanging out with Blue Sky folks at St James Park over the weekend! I took a few photos @mozzius.dev @alexwilson.bsky.social 😄 Thanks @aliceisjustplaying.bsky.social for the invite! 🙌🏽

What are the tools you used on performance testing again? @abbottlynn.bsky.social

Folks we need a Dec community meet up in London

Oh hi...?

Why people invite me here at 9am and bloody hell I don't even drink alcohol.