Herbert Rutherford

I wish Blair Underwood would date Carrie Underwood, so we could call them Blarrie Underwood.

"Celebrated" 🤣😂

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Ron Howard FTW 🎯

The ICE raids are akin to feeding your dog bits of cheese while you snip his nails.

Lest anyone accuse me of kampong self-restraint: I haven't rubbed a single MAGA's nose in "I told you so" yet. Yet.

I love this. This should be the symbol of the new rebel coalition.

If you mistake a person of a different race than your own with someone else of that race, you're racist. Nobody has to tell you. You feel it.

You're not a modern horror movie if, early in the movie, you don't have a character bang their phone against their hand and declare they can't find a signal.

Dislodging an obstructive booger, that first inhale of cool air on long untouched nostril, is an underrated pleasure.

Please repost to join this apt apology to our neighbors.

Trump's response to the plane crash in Washington, DC | FOX 13 Seattle search.app/duk4uR9ZBjL8... For the first ten paragraphs I thought, "Okay... okay, he has some humanity left." And then...

Does this mean that, all along, half the country watched Indiana Jones movies and were rooting AGAINST Indy?

He makes everything worse.

Nearly half of Danes see US as threat and 78% oppose Greenland sale, poll shows

BERNIE SANDERS: Vaccines do not cause autism. Do you agree? RFK Jr: As I said, I'm not going into HHS with any preordained-- SANDERS: I asked you a simple question, Bobby RFK Jr: If you show me those studies ... SANDERS: That is a very troubling response

Can't wait to read this and see all the illegals named: Jan. 6 rioters pardoned by Trump had criminal records : NPR search.app/ivWeQLHdhcG2...

He's a worm with a dumb little middle school voice. If I was a career FBI guy and that was my new boss, I'd probably spend each night finding out how much I had to drink to pick up the revolver.

Not all Christians are shitty, but the shittiest people I know are Christian.

Okay, everyone. We get it. January has felt long. January has been the longest year and today is January 42nd. Very good. New material now.

What an enormous disappointment. Love his take on parents knowing how to educate their children. Check the data, Kane. The south ain't doing so hot.

Sorry to anyone who sees this, but my algorithm needs to be fed apolitical content: video games, satire, movies, comics, writing, art, dogs, cats, animals, positivity, WWE, Nintendo, pop culture, animals in human clothes, horror, Simpsons, South Park. That should do for now.

Please pass this on…

The joke is on us.

How can I get more about video games, TV, pop culture, and the other trivial delights I have back into my feed?

Please please please watch this. Please.

The US Primary care physician shortage (county level) and marked geographic variation in health outcomes www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.... @nejm.org

I hope Trump gets William Henry Harrisoned.

Amazon, that's mean.

Musk and Zuckerberg are nerdy enough to know both Lex Luthor and Bruce Wayne. They could have been either. And they chose to be Lex Luthor.

That Felony Guy makes zero sense and is only going to get worse.

We need more Luigi Mangiones and fewer a CEOs. And I think I know how we can achieve them both at the same time.

JUST IN: The U.S. added 256,000 jobs in December, surpassing expectations and bringing the total for 2024 to 2.2 million. The unemployment rate dipped to 4.1%, and wages grew 3.9% over the past year, far outpacing inflation.

Politeness had to go on November 6.

Does Trump think “windfall” is a type of windmill? (The piece he links to does not mention wind energy.)

When you discover a familiar name on the inside cover of your textbook.

MAGA isn't so upset that marginalized groups are CAUSING problems so much as that they're part of FIXING them.

I continue to be deeply moved by this statement to the heavens by President Carter.

Some of my favorite things about Jimmy Carter are how he never raped anyone and supported science.

If your kid thinks that it's the REAL Santa at YOUR local mall at 4:30 PM on Christmas Eve...mm... don't count on that full ride to College.

Mustaches are an old man's game, and it should stay that way.

People sometimes make fun of science that sounds stupid and random. Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea

I'm not impressed, Algorithm, when you choose videos for me of topics I've already searched. But how'd you know I'd love a retrospective on why people hate James Codren, you rascal?!

Oh look, Trump lied. And voters fell for it.

Prime Minister of Poland Donald Tusk and French President Emmanuel Macron mock Donald Trump and then post it on social media

As soon as I see someone is into crypto, they might as well say they stab puppies or align with Voldemort, 'cause I'm out.

I'm a pretty big deal.

Does this actually work? - Nintendo - Horror - WWE - Playstation - Monkeys - Dogs - Charles Dickens - Multiversus - Game of Thrones - South Park - Simpsons - Trivia - History - Marvel - Tarantino films - UK - Video games - 80s sitcoms - Current events - The Leftovers

I seldom visit hardware stores, so when I do, I feel like I'm gathering supplies to dispose of a body.