spray cheese hog

This beard looks like what drag kings draw on for their first show

who is the biggest victim on the internet today

i've beyond given up with cishet men. 99 out of 100 are absolutely trash. and the one that isn't complete trash still sux because he is emotionally unavailable

the funny thing about this thread is that they keep talking about email job people looking down on the service industry. little do those people know that service industry is going to be the only jobs left

did you know there are people on this dot com that are so much fun they hate you for smoking weed and commenting on a website

do you guys ever smoke weed and then you forget that you just smoked weed so you go “oh yeah i haven’t smoked in a while so let’s have a weed?” that happened to me twice this morning and now i’m dosed at work

i had phone sex with my gf while i was at work. 10/10 would recommend

Johnny Cash & Bob Dylan in the studio for the Nashville Skyline sessions.

i forgot how sanctimonious all you assholes are while i’ve been gone eating my girlfriends pussy

sorry i haven’t been posting much guys. i’ve been getting my dick blown off

i want all the trans people to come wake and bake with me right now

yeah those guys suck

that jump and click your heels thing? that has to be the absolute lamest move in the world

i hate my job so much i’m thinking about becoming a wilderness firefighter

never take moral advice from a rigid absolutist even when discussing climate change and diets

no wake and bake tomorrow gang. i’m going camping with my gf so ill be busy eating her pussy in the forest. sorry

Bodily autonomy shouldn’t depend on whether politicians approve of who you are. The same logic used to restrict one group’s healthcare can be used against another. Rights aren’t rights if they come with a permission slip. We protect freedom by protecting it for everyone.

i pooped so hard that the sewer got clogged and caused my whole town to be covered in shit. sorry everyone

you know what types of things i think women should do? whatever the fuck they want my dudes

bob dylan sux

my coworker let me go home to take a dump so of course i smoked a bowl. thanks buddy

i jacked off so much my penis broke

there’s at bagger at my grocery store that wears one of those russian mushers hats. the weird thing is that he just started wearing it like two weeks ago when we had a heatwave that just never left. he must be so sweaty under there. the hat is brown

i saw a thread of all these britons talking about holiday travel “just pop on down to spain or portugal! or maybe greece or albania!” for the price they go to a different country i can make it to ohio.

sorry i haven’t been posting a lot. i’ve been eating my girlfriends pussy

a bunch of sanctimonious pricks in the replies being all like “i haven’t had mcdonald’s since 1866! do people still eat there?” miss me with that shit. i don’t have time for people that think they are too good for some french fries.

the color of this car is giving us everything. we want more cars this color

straight to jail

i bought a girl im seeing a rotisserie chicken instead of flowers. she was very surprised to receive a chicken

british accents suck

i didn’t have any eggs for breakfast and i was a dick all day because of it. don’t forget your eggs kids

i put law and order on to take a nap to everyday after work. i went to sleep and mccoy was there and when i woke up it was some honky named ben

you got me with this one dad

i will fuck up a bag of taco bell stoned or sober and you joyless freaks that don’t fuck with taco bell can go to jail with the other serial killers

you shouldn’t have to put “🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally” in your bio to show your support. your actions should show it more than anything. in fact, if you have that in your bio, it makes me question how much you really support those groups.

i see a lot of posts saying people in red states should suffer because they are red states. what is this obsession with punishment? that won’t get them to suddenly start voting for a dem when all that is different from gop is that they like black and gay people. they want someone different.

put a record on and wake and bake my dudes

happy P00P weekend series to all who celebrate

guys it’s mother’s day this weekend so make sure you get your mom some flowers and smoke her out

i love girls that play bass and that also means i love trans girls that play bass. and cat girls.

while the hypocrisy is not lost on me at all, men getting comfortable access to boner pills is a good thing. lots of men on depression meds have a hard time getting it up. but women should absolutely be able to get prescriptions that are necessary as each woman sees fit in the mail. such bullshit

i wish pocket tech would come up with pockets in men’s athletic shorts that actually hold your phone in place instead of it flopping around all over the place sometimes it hits me in the dick and i don’t like that

went for a nice hike today. i love taking pictures of people in the wilderness. i took this picture of a couple standing in front of a huge rock wall in a slot canyon being amazed. i’m in love with them.

sorry i haven’t posted about smoking weed lately. i smoked too much weed

i want a bean feast

have you guys ever thought about the people we don’t associate with? i live in a small redneck southwest town and i am continually shocked when folks react badly to my queerness. im isolated to my weird lil community of weirdos in a sea of red.