Sean

The timidity of the Democrats running for election is telling me that too many of them are on team billionaire, and are part of the problem, not the solution

I had this stupid friend from high school that loved the conspiracy shit. He's probably laughing his ass off at me these days

Mitch's body double is almost ready

I know y'all think it's funny that Milo got deported. You show up with the leopards ate my face memes. Logic should dispel that, your face could be next. Don't cheer any deportations by ICE, period

Ossoff: "he wants to travel with Natalie","...his security blanket" Republican pundits: "How dare he talk about her like that! He's a danger to women!" Me: 🤔

Somewhere out there is a budding reporter looking to catch a break and get a story that will be noticed on the national stage. Mitch McConnell, friend - Mitch is your golden child of a story. Dig

"Funny meme, I'm stealing that" vs. "OMG, that's AI, it's stolen" Debate

So, what time does Mitch die?

If they take away my social security, are they still going to tax me on it?

"Great leader scored eighteen holes in one"

This kibble is in a can. It was put there by a man

Trump used to be all for anchor babies, until he found out it had nothing to do with throwing them off of boats

Obama 48

Acting like tradition and decorum are the norm 🙄

I feel bad. Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell both are dead but I hardly feel like celebrating. That's Trump's America for you

I went to our new MAHA doctor and he said my shit was all fucked up and stuff

Yesterday, three mountain tops, today teams meetings, yeah

If it were a democratic senator, the right would already be congratulating their newly minted candidate for the position they were about to take

Definitive proof, Mitch is still alive

Wow, with Lindsey gone, likely with Mitch, and Trump practically a walking corpse, I'm still wondering what to do about dinner tonight

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

I heard Lindsey died by uncontrollable diarrhea, JFKJr couldn't get the ivermectin to stay in him long enough to be effective

If we had Democratic leadership, they'd be taking advantage of the two dead Republican senators right now. Instead, Chuck will be attending a luncheon today

Lindsey Graham going the extra mile to have a twenty minute conversation with Mitch McConnell

Just gotta say - of course there were no agents in the vehicle's path, there never were. Everyone knows this. The right wing lies while the left wing asks why

Whenever I see a post that I want to respond to, but find they have turned off responses for, I block the poster for the annoyance with few exceptions. "Here's my opinion, your reply is not worthy"

Another day, another shiney nickel

How many billionaires go to jail?

The Democratic socialist movement is wildly popular with voters but not politicians, even ones that would get a needed boost from it, they still refuse 🤔

Donald beams that he IS the fortunate son

You literally said the quiet part out loud

The election outcome will mostly be this: A. Trump's mandate to do more heinous shit B. Trump's reason to go completely rogue Fun times

He's a big part of the lesson democratic leadership needs to learn

Steal a paint chip and the full force of the government will come down on you. R**e a child, and it will defend you. America, what have we become?

Sealant Team Six 🤣👍

Ah ha! I had to leave all the conversations with people who have deleted their accounts in order to get rid of the message notification 1. Click messages 2. Click message from deleted user 3. Close message 4. Get prompted to leave conversation 5. Leave it 6. Repeat for all deleted accounts

I was wondering why protesters weren't using caltrops, then I looked it up and found out they were illegal - which makes sense because it would stop a lot of ice's vehicular attacks on unprotected people

Part of every deal is that he gets to say he won

Look at the little puppy

Was in Amsterdam a few decades past during a major football event, this totally checks

Imagine the good news to the nation it would be that Elon had a trillion dollars, if the tax rate was 90%.

While it is true that the data center push is from speculative billionaire assholes, it is not true that you will be able to put the AI genie back in the bottle

The racist billionaire chomos were on the verge of being exposed, so they bought the media and convinced maga to blame the Democrats for it

Sorry your cat or dog died, I'm sorry I scrolled past your post

While the right-wing grifting is completely expected as normal at this point, left-wing grifting is also at an all-time high The enemy of my enemy is often still a grifting POS, trust them as far as you can throw them

A billionaire acting like they are doing the world a favor? ... No way

Schumer's inaction is currently hurting the Democrats chances in November

Don't tell me about any more assassination attempts, unless they're successful

Maga will never suspect. What seems like ballsmaxxing is actually a grenade launcher codpiece