Brian S.

Absolute fucking classic

And a lying douchebag.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Fav for Agronak gro-Malog, the orc Grand Champion of the Arena whose birthright brought them so much shame since it was revealed they were a vampire and thought they deserved to be put to death by The Hero of Kvatch. RT for dat boi

His daddy had Alzheimer’s. His symptoms are more consistent with FTD but his severe underlying psychiatric issues could make it more difficult to differentiate. Likely getting IV infusions of monoclonal antibodies causing repeated hand bruising

Behold! The 90's distilled into a single image!

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HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

It's cold as shit outside. If unauthorized civilians keep opening up the fire hydrant out front and causing a huge disruptive frozen mess all over the street, I swear to god I'll cum.

They can get fucked. I'm not beholden to anyone's nationality, they can cry a fucking river if it makes them as mad as you. It's also funny, gonna leave it up just for you

I've been hearing rumors that Ghislaine Maxwell had a horse named "Bubba". Could it be that Mr Tiny Hands has graduated to just..."Mr Hands"? 👀

Sigh. I spent far too long penning a thought out and delicate response to try and change the mind of a transphobe, only for the comment I was replying to to get deleted by moderators before I could hit send. Oh well, doubt it would have helped anyway. I was just in a friendly mood and wanted to try

... he's an idiot...

Archeologists have discovered a new tomb and a mummy that seemed to be stained with unusual marks. On closer inspection, the marks turned out to be chocolate and nuts. They've finally found the Pharoah Roche.

If you're anti-vaccine, you're anti-science, and you're anti-life. GTF out of the way. You're taking away people's right to protect themselves from death, disease, and sequelae. Your voice has no place in public discourse.

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The horrors persist but so do I. I will endure longer than these fools. It is my mission.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

Oooh oooh! I know which ones they mean!

HEY IDIOT WHEN YOU WAKE THE FUCK UP GET BACK TO US.

Republicans are to blame, in the end.

Love this! 💥👍💖

3 reasons autistic people struggle with open-ended questions... #autismawareness

Bernie, you rascal! You’re spot on here.