Jens Mielke

#nicki for #PressSecretary !

Exactly

Disgusting

I want to meet the people that actually believe what he is saying. Oh wait, pretty sure I don’t.

Too short for a book deal. Maybe a pamphlet? Or a TikTok? #zacharia

.45 #Scaramucci? Will we have a new record holder?

LOL

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Freud called. He wants his slip back.

Darwin called. He wants to talk about his theory.

I don’t want the #$5,000. I want a pony instead. #rnc

Current electric grid conditions in State of #Texas. Almost 40% of our juice is #renewables.

Great to know be that we might bleed to death waiting for a first responder that’s stuck behind a #cybercab that has seized up. Tell me again how much Elon has contributed to various Texas lawmakers’ campaigns.

Amen to all this!! 👍👍👍

OMG. Stop trying to use big words. Just makes you look dum. 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

This little stroll cost him a bundle. Surge pricing in effect. $10 million minimum.

Jon Ossoff is so good at this 👇 "And you saw, now he’s offering paid subscriptions to presidential announcements, right? Just understand what’s for sale here: The sitting president’s pronouncements on war and peace and economic policy delivered first to paying customers. What an absolute crook."

I’m available for pick-up if any nice, nearby aliens are looking for immigrants to join them on a friendly, clean planet.

perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism

Is there some vacant land near Mar A Lago?

L O L!

God already built a wall through Big Bend — it's called the Chisos Mountains. We don't need to give billions of our tax dollars to out of state vendors. We don't need to desecrate this sacred land. We don't need this useless, disgraceful, corrupt Big Bend border wall.

It’s Thanksgiving and Grandpa is sitting in a corner muttering to himself while the family carries on with it’s business and ignores him. #WHCD

Bahrain and Kuwait are now conducting bombing missions in #Iran . Is it World War III yet?

Lives are just #s for this guy. #potus #iran

Fellow Americans, behold the United States President, opining with all the maturity, dignity and splendor of his high office:

what we learned tonight: he can’t read. #potus

I’ll just leave this here. And yes, I’m not the only one who immediately thought of this timeless quote.

Lindsey Graham’s 2016 Warning About Trump Goes Viral After His Death

Summer 2015. Several lifetimes ago. A different America. Lindsey Graham, running for president, says this about Joe Biden. The same summer he said Trump would “kill” the GOP with his hateful comments. Several lifetimes ago. A different America.

WTH?

Oh if they are doing this, then they have definitely told him to retire NOW. This praise is supposed to soothe his hurt feelings. They want to avoid a Dem President nominating a new justice in a couple of years.

Per #Texas #ERCOT over 60% of the electricity currently flowing into Texas’ electric grid is being generated by #renewables

JD Vance Being Publicly Ignored By Qatari Negotiators In Switzerland. Projecting strength through sadness.

Trump’s humiliating Iran surrender in one chart: Obama: 98% uranium cut, enrichment capped, sanctions in place, 0 American lives lost. Trump: $25 BILLION unfrozen, sanctions lifted, Hormuz tolls for Iran, 15 dead + 543 injured Americans, $2.2 TRILLION cost. Pure weakness. #TrumpSurrendered

#$300,000,000,000

ABBY PHILLIP: “What about the law, Scott?” SCOTT JENNINGS: “What about it? Who cares?” 🤔 Refreshing honesty from the smuggest man in the world. The law does not matter to them.

State of #Texas #ercot currently reporting more than 57% of the energy in the electric grid is being sourced from #renewables

Wow

#boycottCBS

The Trump Admin admits that its projections of how many tourists would come to the US after he took office were way off. Now World Cup fans are picking games in Mexico & Canada over the U.S. & it’s not hard to guess why. He is driving people away and hurting our economy.

Fox News doc on lower fertility rate: "The problem is teens and young adults, from ages 15-19 the fertility rate is down 7%, and it's down 70% over the last two decades, meaning we're telling people that are young not have babies, to wait until they're in a more stable life situation"

#TACO

He's threatening nuclear war with the kind of language they'd use to promote a special episode of Celebrity Apprentice

65% of the electricity currently running through the #Texas #ERCOT grid is being generated by #renewables

"No president can decide to withdraw from NATO without Senate approval." —Marco Rubio in 2023 "It's the president's decision if we stay in NATO." —Marco Rubio in 2026

"Thank you for your service. Now hand over your parents."

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