Alyssa

I need these movie trailers to stop saying “don’t spoil the ending” because I will google the ending of the movie every time

Please pay attention to what's happening in Minneapolis, Minnesota. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY Reposts are appreciated.

Thx @roseofbattle.com

Thank you for making Minnesota not feel alone right now. Since MinnMax is a Minneapolis-based outlet, we unpack how the city is feeling in this public episode of Bonus Pod. youtu.be/OY6ZPb2NHO8 ICE out of Minneapolis.

Does sleeping in a king size bed feel like sleeping in the middle of a queen, because this is truly the dream every time

Benji woke me up at 5am for Mother’s Day 😌🙏

Thinking about my Costco chicken bake from last night. Getting emotional

It’s finally nice enough to have the windows open for a bit and somebody out there is getting BLAZED

If severance wasn’t on tonight I would’ve been in bed 3 hours ago

I think I officially have a problem and am itching for these final fantasy magic cards to come out

I would’ve had no problem going to work today and no reservations about tomorrow if Richmond actually plowed and salted the roads 🤷‍♀️ salt kept my walkway clear almost all day lol

Matt’s watching inception for the first time and he’s living life like it’s 2010 all over again and can’t stop talking about how cool it is

Of course the day I’m driving 4.5 hours and am doing things all day is the day I wake up at 4am with a massive headache 💖

Matt just quoted an epic rap battle line to me #divorce

Snow day snow day snow day (I knew this last night too, but accidentally left my alarm on for this morning so now I’m wide awake but happy to chill out in bed lol)

Shoutout to the club remix of river flows in you playing in this kbbq place

If you can comfortably afford good toilet paper, WHAT are you doing stocking single ply. What are we doing here

Is it too late for me to buy myself a playstation portal so I can use it to play metaphor over the holidays and then never touch it again

I’m on day three of my “actually floss every day” journey. I am a changed woman and better than everyone else

I know we’re not married yet, but we’re going out for breakfast at *8:30* tomorrow morning and I want a divorce

A Babby