Jim Procter

I mostly live on a boat. The bilge is *never* less humid than the cabin. Oh

Is it passive aggressive behaviour to latch one’s neighbours gates at 11pm in these blustery times?

Weird feeling; a Mancunian surprised to see rain.

People who use smart glasses with cameras should be called specs offenders

In honour of Englands progression I shall watch all of the next match. Even extra time. I do like penalty shootouts though, it gets to the point quickly and brutally with none of this “kicking it round a field” nonsense.

Very pleased he won, but he still looks like a thunderbirds character

I *will* remember that the catch on the massive socket set is broken.

#WhiteLotus is basically a posh version of #Benidorm

Pub I’m parked next to has a funk band outside and a wake inside. Great blues brothers vibes 😂

Do you, @dreadships.bsky.social, have a dazzle of zebras?

I love how oiled hardwood ply looks like Jupiter. If you open the hatch, there are diamonds (niche joke there, no actual rocks)

Wow. No alt text needed - a picture of a potato with litter within it - how utterly grim.

Watching magnum while I cook. There’s an AI episode, culminating in the inventor of AI deciding it’s too dangerous and can’t be released! On ITVx until tomorrow m.imdb.com/title/tt0639...

Cheers was prescient in its view of the president.

Oh Aldi, why do you taunt me so. Good job you’re not selling birthing balls or space hoppers, or there’d be a very expensive noise.

Here ya go. Enjoy Cats vs Bears😂😂😂

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

Various pictures of Theo looking crazed, fur your timelines :)

This is lovely - a cast list of ships from The Battle of the River Plate. Wonder if they got Equity cards. @dreadships.bsky.social

@robmanuel.b3ta.com :)

@dreadships.bsky.social

A gay friend of my dad's came back from holiday, having seen NFL and excitedly declared, "I've discovered 'Rugby: The Musical'"

Ha

A civilised Sunday evening. Having cheese and crackers with the dog. Who is very pleased.

@speed-of-smell.bsky.social

I’m bored, so I thought I’d actually see what a smart appliance was like - this is me trying to connect to my washing machine. But no, Hotpoint/Haier, want to know where I am. The person writing it was soooo embarrassed, they couldn’t write “enable”

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

This woman is a lampshade (😂) and I salute her.

Where are my shoes?

#WolfAlice in Liverpool last night. Just amazing. Joff waved at small child which made her very happy. Only saw the two teenagers I took, which is a bit sad. They had an awesome time. Take kids to gigs! Thanks!

Gotta love Liverpool. Never seen anyone actually take litter out a bin to throw it in a river, but here we are

Given it’s raining, and my batteries aren’t charging (*) I’d say this is a pretty shit heatwave. * - dog and I live on a boat with solar power.

Am watching Casablanca. Dirk is cool AF. However, in first scene he pokes himself in the nose while smoking and I can’t stop laughing.

Starting an acknowledged version of fesshole. Which used to be good….

You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.

#pulp

Yay! If birdsong didn’t exist, and one played it at 5am, one would get an asbo. Beady eyed little fuckers.