odd derstuff

odd derstuff

@odderstuff.bsky.social

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and if i said marius de romanus is tvcs #1 victim of having "fans" who don't actually understand him but enjoy a version of him they constructed in their own head. what then.

bc every time i open up a social media app i see people talking abt how show marius is a nutty little weirdo freak and his book counterpart wasn't and i say HUH?!

my 14 year old brother recently learned abt the theory that amelia earheart was eaten by horseshoe crabs & now his new Bit is saying "perhaps they were eaten by horseshoe crabs" any time he is asked anything about another person

same can be said for lestat and sam btw bc what do u mean the introverted australian farmer who collects antique doorknobs is the same dude as the Brat Prince

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i love when an actor fully vanishes into a role like ilya rozanov and connor storrie r two completely separate dudes to me my brain does not compute them being the same person

yk when a music artist totally rebrands when they release a new album & as part of it they wipe their social media accounts so they can start posting with their New Aesthetic. what if that's what ebogo is doing. what if he's stepping into his hyperpop era.

i love when an actor fully vanishes into a role like ilya rozanov and connor storrie r two completely separate dudes to me my brain does not compute them being the same person

rewatched that movie malignant last night having forgotten everything except that i hated it. spent the 75% of it wondering why i hated it and then got to the "gabriel is evil bc the twins were conceived by rape" part and went oh that's why

watched hsm in youth club tonight & all the kids were asking me why zac efron had the same haircut as justin bieber used to have and i had to explain to them that every single guy alive aged 12-35 had that haircut in the years between 2006 and 2014

further to this marius having an ankle fetish makes so much sense of course he couldn't be into Normal Freak Shit like feet he had to be pretentious and make it about the ankles he's so fucking ANNOYING

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christopher heyerdahl was a great casting for marius bc i would believe you if you told me he has an ankle fetish

current issue: kyle gordon's new song is immensely vocal stimmable but you simply cannot say "i'll put a bomb under the danbury mall and shoot myself in the head with a gun" in public

ALSO it is revealing the Fake Emos of social media to me bc WHY are people saying it sounds like neck deep when it CLEARLY sounds like third eye blind and/or lit

99% of the time when there's any kind of Online Queer Discourse specifically about identity labels my true earnest response is "i don't think enough people are actually doing this for it to matter in any meaningful way"

like people always start frothing at the mouth about how people identifying as XYZ a thing is the downfall of the community & why we'll never escape oppression & almost invariably its something like 40 people are doing irl that nobody outside of a specific niche is aware of

teenage sex and death at camp miasma is a fucking fantastic movie and all of its haters r just philistines who lack whimsy and hate hot sexy lesbian milfs

side eyeing anyone who writes or reads smut of kids shows not for any kind of moral reason but bc i cannot think of a single kids show with sexy characters

i have my two littlest brothers staying w me for the weekend & the 14 year old picked up the 2 year old who was crying and said "can you lock the fuck in bro" and the 2 year old stopped crying

i think a lot abt the fact that ilya was fully willing to just stand there and take it when his brother was putting hands on him and calling him everything but a child of god but started swinging the second alexei said something mean abt svetlana that is his bestie fr fr

my hotter take on this is magic loop & german short rows r not as hard and scary as the internet pretends in fact they are both quite easy

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i have knit for over 2 decades and i have to say Social Media Knitting Spaces r sometimes very funny to me. why does everyone act like purling is this crazy mammoth gargantuan task that we all hate bro it's just purling

in fact dare i say. even though i personally prefer dpns for knitting small circumferences in the round bc its how i learned to do it, magic loop is actually way easier and more efficient, esp if you're knitting on the go

saw another one today and truly cannot get over it. i think in my head he was a Willem Dafoe Adjacent Weird Old Man (/pos). what do you MEAN he's 43 and conventionally handsome.

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i have never seen a picture of robert eggers before last night & idk what i expected him to look like but it certainly wasn't that

not even on the "you can't be alt and support abusers!" reason either like i simply cannot think of an artist whose sound is further removed from goth music than fucking drake