Off Field Issues

Thanks a lot, Jose Ramirez.

The inherent risk going to any pumpkin patch is that you have to travel to a Trump +22 county.

It was fun while it lasted. I’ll never forget the Chaos Bullpen run.

Venable with the infinitesimal leash today.

Blake Snell. Still, so tired

Cool for the Brewers but maybe in the next round don’t cower in corner like the freakin girl the Ring against the Dodgers when you get to the NLCS.

You could hear every hit his shoe laces made against his dress shoes as he walked up to the lectern.

How exactly do you “suspend” an owner for six games? They can’t sit in their private suite anymore and have to watch the game from one of their four mansions? Oh the horror.

The Homoerotic Energy in the White Sox dugout is palpable.

No one has ever been sadder or more insecure.

Dart about to have to retire earlier.

This starts strong and just ends kinda sad.

In Eric Schmitt’s defense he’s really just an enormous pud.

Case Keenum really knows how to play in structure. It’s really refreshing.

Can I get two sausages from the migrant caravan?

Hell of a first blog.

Too many f’s in a row in my domain name. I’m regretting a lot of this already. Fuck.

SOXTOBER!!

Hell of a first blog.