Logan Hard

Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social a little something to remember as you pointlessly try and find common ground with these ghouls across the aisle:

“I am the terror that tears his ACL in the night.”

@jimmypardo.com have a jangly guitar music rec to check out — World News “In Pugurtory”, start with the track “Don’t Want to Know”. Sounds like Unforgettable Fire era U2 a bit. (Feel free to say my musical taste is like my taste in white sox managers)

Beats losing 100+ games. Please solve the work stoppage quickly

I swear the Sox just have a guy that travels the team with a screen printing machine and just makes T-shirts for every time they get drunk and someone gives them a microphone.

Obviously will always love the 2005 White Sox but I feel like some of those veterans would wilt and faint like a southern belle watching these insane 2026 Sox players. Like can anyone picture Paulie letting someone tap his helmet with a magic wand? Or pouring a beer down the pants of Jermaine Dye?

He was trying to analyze the most recent pitch and Matt Adams came in and somehow hit a 3 run bomb off of him.

Peacock maintaining the long-honored tradition of Clayton Kershaw being unwatchable in the playoffs

This started strong and then got kinda sad at the end.

Hell of a first blog.

New from me! First article of my first blog! offfieldissues.substack.com/p/has-anyone...

SOXTOBER!!

KALI MA

I’d rather my QB be in touch with his emotions and cry than bottle all that in and just beat the shit out of his girlfriend instead.

Abolish Rain.

Ben Johnson looks miserable in this rain. But he looks miserable when they scored 59 last week too.

That’s what you get for having low-T

How Aaron Rodgers starts every email to DK Metcalf.

WHITE SOX OFFENSE: You like to leave runners on base in scoring position? Why don’t you leave ALL THE RUNNERS ON BASE IN SCORING POSITION?!

The cause of the knee injury? You guessed it…

Hey they listened!

Hey White Sox: STOP LOSING

This is an exercise in “how many people can we NOT have in the same room at the same time”. http://youtube.com/post/UgkxDbb530UY6vj_ovQb4ycFkPudu3HNWZfp?si=MCooew1S4T_p0bt-

4/25 confirmed OLD.

‘23-‘25 White Sox: Lose 100+ games for 3 years. White Sox fans: This team sucks. ‘26 White Sox: Have a chance to win the division. White Sox fans: This team sucks for not winning in very specific ways that I want and certain players aren’t meeting my statistical criteria of enjoyment.

Here’s here to evaluate the Bears D-Line on a scale of 1-10 “Mohamed Atta’s”

@justinhalpern.bsky.social just started Get Lost and I’ve been waiting my whole life to have a novel mention spin rate in the first 3 pages. I’m home.

God dammit @bencollins.bsky.social. Perfection. Can’t stop laughing.

if i were a dem politician asked about hasan piker i would simply say “i will answer your question about the twitch streamer no one has heard of but first i would like to point out the president was best friends with the worlds most notorious child rapist and yall stopped asking him about that”

Saw the Hold Steady tonight and they swapped the lyrics to Constructive Summer to say “Double Whiskey Coke, FUCK ICE” and I’ve never felt more millennial Dad Alive. (Cc @dennycarter.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social )

My hot take — in the summer, if you live in a climate where it cools off at night and you can have a window fan blowing in cool air — you CAN NOT start up your BBQ after 8pm. No one wants that sucked into their bedroom, assholes.

"be realistic! we have to tamp down what we believe and stick our fingers in the air and see where the wind is blowing. voters will never go for that radical bullshit" "also we should not do that about israel"

Has anyone tried to make out with their NFL HOF bust when it gets revealed? I feel like that would be my move.

@danaterrace.bsky.social Thank you for Owl House. Whole family is loving it. Any songs we hear that have “Ooo’s” have now become “Hoots” in honor of Hooty. In particular Weezer’s Buddy Hooty - er Holly…

The WNBA has never had a trans woman play in the league’s 30-year history and now the right and other anti-trans activists are hammering the league over something that has never been an issue, proving once again it isn’t about protection but exhibiting cruelty toward trans people.

Can both teams lose somehow?

“Criminally Made Algae”. He is the dumbest (spelled with a B) man alive.

When Mitch McConnell dies (probably soon?), the brilliant prose that Obama will write eulogizing him will hit the moderates like the most pure heroin ever injected. When in reality dude flashing the peace sign at a grave meme would suffice.

Good. Fuck off, Skeletor, it’s not 1992 anymore.